I'm driving in Baltimore today in traffc (but we're moving prtty good, 55mph), and I see a Lexus lock up the brakes about 1/2 mile ahead. Then dude gets going again. Does the same **** in the middle lane. Brown smoke (tires?). I'm getting closer and closer. I'm merging from the 495 to the 95 and dude is in the median chillin, then reverses out of the grass back on the highway.
I see him coming up behind me and he passes me...with the door open doin like 70! He's hanging out the door, cutting people off and looking through the driver side door window all hunched looking ninja. The door was damn near all the way open! He's doing this for like 2 miles, cutting people off and going from lane 1 to 4. He gets out of sight and I hear on the CB he's off the shoulder doing Ricky Bobby burnouts.
WTF is wrong with people?