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Originally Posted by Windwalker
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Originally Posted by Creek Jackson
Actually what I should have stated was "the first hour of DRIVING is the most dangerous".
So by my illogical twisted thinking I could not drive that first hour and therefore save myself from the danger. :?
Yes the results of the study are true.
The part about me sitting was meant to be a pun. :roll:
Geeeez,,,, I even screw up my own jokes. :cry:
Sleepy
I noticed that. You failed to find any humor in my satire. You must be worse off than I thought. Down to just one neuron that's still able to move about, are we? They do have "WEBBEEGON" in EMERGENCY STRENGTH, but it's double the price. However, since you need to spend a week of that first hour sleeping, I'll let you have it for a real bargain. Only $3500, and we pay the shipping. And, might I recommend that you get a truly cooperative friend to spend that time with, so that you don't die of boredom? Fantasy.com has a playmate for you to keep you there. Not inflatable, life-sized, and doesn't even close her mouth to say: "Your welcome". She's only fourteen thousand and some dollars, and I don't get any kind of cut out of that one. But, she's garranteed to help you deteriorate even more. And, if you use her enough, you truly will be safe because you won't have the strength to release the brake. Kill that last surviving neuron, and win a "QUEPIE DOLL".
Oh, yess... I almost forgot... We're running a special on "HUMOR PILLS" this week...
Contrare! I found the humor in your satire. But I failed miserably at locating any in my outlandishly clever post.
As far as the humor pills go,,,,,, I'll pass,,,,,,,, But you may distribute them among the other forum participants along with a liberal dose of WEBBEEGONE,,,,,,,, so that they may be as fortunate as we are to be able to WAKE UP and smell the levity that our awesomely funny posts provide.
At least for a few seconds anyway. :lol: :cry: :lol: :cry: :lol: :cry: :x
Slapstick Sam