Since there has been so much discussion today about steak and eggs, I thought I'd start a cooking show, right here on CAD.
Today, we are making Steak and Eggs. Since Steak and Eggs is kind of boring, I thought I'd change it to Steak and Trucker's Omelet. That sounds more fun.
Step one: Fire up the generator. Gotta have power if you want to make awesomeness.
Make sure you fire up the battery charger too. 10.3 volts of awesomeness.
Okay, now that we have power, let's preheat our George Foreman Grill (or suitable facsimile). Once it is preheated to the manufacturers specifications, throw that hunk of meat on it, but make sure the grill is SHUT OFF! Don't want to overcook our steak now! Just let it cook shut off while we make the awesome Trucker's Omelet.
Step one for an awesome Trucker's Omelet is to start with fresh vegetables. I like to use tomatoes, green peppers, and onions, mainly because I like tomatoes, green peppers, and onions. You can't have too many, so start cutting! Careful not to cut your fingers off, because they don't taste right in a Trucker's Omelet!
Once you have all your veggies cut, it's time to preheat and butter the frying pan. Don't use too much butter, because it's not good for you - who am I kidding - THROW AS MUCH BUTTER ON AS POSSIBLE!
BAM!