Windwalker....you are my HERO!!!! ....but

:evil: I Hate you !!

... all might be forgiven...if you can help me find Jaime Pressly's phone number.

...that is...if...you can find a spare minute. :evil:

While you're right, she does look good, that's part of the problem. She "knows" it too.

If you want to be happy for the rest of your life...
Never make a pretty woman your wife.
From my personal point of view...
Get an ugly girl to marry you. :lol: :lol: :lol:

That may prove some of the stories you hear from the pretty girls, that all the ugly girls get all the attendtion, and guys never ask them for dates.

You might think that would be encouraging to a guy like me...but I gotta tell you, I am tired of getting arrested for all my efforts to oblige these pretty ladies. The ugly ones just beat me up, and chase me off. The lady next door keeps a garden hose handy. :?

I would be happy to find a woman that will even just talk to me without charging me $4.50/ minute. The last one sounded more like a Russian man...but she claimed she was just getting over a cold.

Maybe you can write a how-to book on turning your love life into a Genuine Rodeo. You sound rode hard and put away wet. I'm jealous. :lol:

Maybe U-R trying too hard.

.....ZZZZZzzzzzzzooooooommm...ert...ert...errrrrt. SNATCH- GULP- SWALLOW!

...roadhog snags that scrap of attendtion before it hits the ground.
He promises to leave it as charity, and not show shyykatt all the many ways he gets arrested for various crude behavior.

She is somewhat new...and no one warned her....

Do Not Feed The Animals !

Alrighty, you've got me totally convinced- U-R HOPELESS!!! (don't choke on that) :shock: :roll:

I'm afraid it gets even better with "FAMILIARITY".... :lol: :lol: :lol: :wink:

bye

Did I miss something??? :?

:? Day's of our Drive's.....or...
The Old Overworked and Restless? :lol:

...nawwah....you can miss this soap opera for a month
...and pick right back up where you left off...no problemo. 8)

Except....Windwalker is a rising Star lately.
He is going to be on "The Jerry Springer Show"....later this week. 8)