I think I'll buy stock in a hairbrush company.....

....ahhhhh ha ha haaahhhhh.... don't look at me...

You know, there IS a Southpark episode where Randy Marsh microwaves his "equipment". Desperate times do sometimes call for desperate measures.

Dr. Evil was another bald man, who appreciated a nice collection of hairbrushes.
(... something to keep in mind, with Father's Day coming up)



"At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles.
There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...
it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it."

gnaw-gnaw-snarl..... snif-snif... lick ( gag reflex )..............Gnarl-gnaw-chew-chew

.................................................. ..........tttsst

It was only a matter of time until a frank discussion on the state of a dude's nutsack broke down to the lowest common denominator.

I hope I played at least some small part.