We're all gonna die soon anyway so here is my ideal breakfast and tip for starting the day as you mean to go on

3 rashes smokey bacon
2 pork sausages
2 potato scones
1 large scoop of haggis
2 tomatoes
1 large dollop of baked beans
12 fried mushrooms
2 slices of black pudding(fried)
2 fried eggs
4 slices toast(buttered, salted variety-not that healthy low carb tasteless ****e)

Only around 1400 calories so still leaving space to pack in another 1200 or so for dinner.
That's the way to start a truck driving day!
(Push on push on, get another few hundred miles before you eat again)


Some habits die hard and even now after a few years of being away from trucks, I still eat like this most mornings

Don't cry for me Argentina......Wot is pished again....la la la la la ...lee lee leee leee.....BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM....Errm, something else....la la la la la ...la

...anything would taste good right now.... even hag-hic hag-hic-burp...haggis.

Inelu...um...ct...ab...le .... golly Wot.... I kaint even pronounce that.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37v-6Zs5T10

You know mate, you really ought to have a 'Roadhog' blog. ****, I bet all they boys from Rockridge would follow it
Damn sure I would!

He does...

It's titled "HOGWASH".....