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Double L 06-21-2009 11:35 AM

Hey
 
It's been awhile since I been here, been dealing with family medical issues which forced me to change colleges. I'm going to SWIC and going for a management certificate and gonna do that online. I'm gonna take the money what I will get back from Pell and get my CDL and oh yeah I'm getting married too!

BanditsCousin 06-21-2009 12:41 PM

I'll let you tell the CAD viewers how long you have known your fiance before proposing marriage :)

Double L 06-21-2009 12:46 PM


Originally Posted by BanditsCousin (Post 453948)
I'll let you tell the CAD viewers how long you have known your fiance before proposing marriage :)

**** you! lol

BanditsCousin 06-21-2009 01:48 PM

Oh, come on and be a sport about it! :)

Do I have to head over to Diesel's site and congratulate you there? lol

Double L 06-21-2009 01:56 PM


Originally Posted by BanditsCousin (Post 453961)
Oh, come on and be a sport about it! :)

Do I have to head over to Diesel's site and congratulate you there? lol

Well I don't know.

Mackman 06-21-2009 02:05 PM

We can have fun with this. So lets start guessing. Who ever is the closest with out going over will win. (price is right).

I say 7 months:smokin:

Double L 06-21-2009 02:09 PM


Originally Posted by Mackman (Post 453967)
We can have fun with this. So lets start guessing. Who ever is the closest with out going over will win. (price is right).

I say 7 months:smokin:

Keep guessing, but your way too cold brother!

BanditsCousin 06-21-2009 02:17 PM

Mackman, what is this talk of "months"????

Mackman 06-21-2009 02:38 PM


Originally Posted by BanditsCousin (Post 453969)
Mackman, what is this talk of "months"????


WTF are you for real??

Damn Double L your one crazy SOB then.

GMAN 06-21-2009 02:40 PM


Originally Posted by Double L (Post 453942)
It's been awhile since I been here, been dealing with family medical issues which forced me to change colleges. I'm going to SWIC and going for a management certificate and gonna do that online. I'm gonna take the money what I will get back from Pell and get my CDL and oh yeah I'm getting married too!

I am sorry to hear about the problems at home, Double L. Getting married? You have been busy. When do you plan on getting married?

Double L 06-21-2009 02:40 PM


Originally Posted by Mackman (Post 453972)
WTF are you for real??

Damn Double L your one crazy SOB then.

Why thank ya! :D

Double L 06-21-2009 02:41 PM


Originally Posted by GMAN (Post 453973)
I am sorry to hear about the problems at home, Double L. Getting married? You have been busy. When do you plan on getting married?

5-7-10 and the even better news is I'm getting my CDL.

GMAN 06-21-2009 02:46 PM

It is better news that you are getting your CDL than getting married? :confused:

Double L 06-21-2009 02:52 PM


Originally Posted by GMAN (Post 453977)
It is better news that you are getting your CDL than getting married? :confused:

Now it's just a matter of getting a job now.

BanditsCousin 06-21-2009 03:08 PM


Originally Posted by Mackman (Post 453972)
WTF are you for real??

For this I am real. I will continue to lie about my numbers/revenue though.
:)

Marriage = rings = world's smallest handcuffs lol

Syncrosonix 06-21-2009 03:42 PM

1 week is the length of time double l has known the girl. double l, what kind of voodoo magic tricks has she done to you?

Double L 06-22-2009 12:50 AM


Originally Posted by Syncrosonix (Post 453983)
1 week is the length of time double l has known the girl. double l, what kind of voodoo magic tricks has she done to you?

Actually a month. Voodoo magic, none at all! :D

Syncrosonix 06-22-2009 01:30 AM


Originally Posted by Double L (Post 454008)
Actually a month. Voodoo magic, none at all! :D

she got you chit-faced drunk, you proposed to her, and she said, "yes!" that's how it went down. :rofl:

Colts Fan 06-22-2009 03:25 AM

A lot of guys marry the first chick that gives up a piece of ass. :moon: :booze: Pathetic.

Double R 06-22-2009 11:58 AM


Originally Posted by Colts Fan (Post 454023)
A lot of guys marry the first chick that gives up a piece of ass. :moon: :booze: Pathetic.

Or the first one they knock up:lol:

golfhobo 06-22-2009 01:04 PM


Originally Posted by Double R (Post 454054)
Or the first one they knock up:lol:

I did NOT "knock her up!" SHE got ME pregnant! :lol2:

Actually, the FIRST one that got me pregnant wax like that girl in the movie "An Officer and an Gentleman." She was on the pill for over a year or more that we were together. When I got my orders to go overseas, she got pregnant! :eek2:

When I didn't respond quickly enough about taking her with me, she opted for an abortion and dumped me for a "new recruit." A friggin Marine with EARRINGS! :hellno:

The second time was a "not so good" Catholic girl! I thought THEY were all on the pill! NOPE! Her idea of birth control was angels and supreme beings in heaven deciding WHO should get pregnant, and when! What was I thinking?

So, I tried to do the right thing... I married her! And I gotta tell ya.... the pain of having a child you don't get to raise is much more than the pain of having one aborted!

But, still.... sometimes I think it is better than living your life with a woman that you didn't REALLY want to spend your life with. I EARNESTLY hope that none of you know what I'm talking about!

And I tip my hat with TOTAL respect for those of you who ARE "fathers" on this "Father's Day weekend!"

Double L 06-22-2009 01:16 PM


Originally Posted by Colts Fan (Post 454023)
A lot of guys marry the first chick that gives up a piece of ass. :moon: :booze: Pathetic.

This is not the case!


Originally Posted by Double R (Post 454054)
Or the first one they knock up:lol:

Not the case either!


Originally Posted by Syncrosonix (Post 454011)
she got you chit-faced drunk, you proposed to her, and she said, "yes!" that's how it went down. :rofl:

Not the case either!

Syncrosonix 06-22-2009 01:18 PM


Originally Posted by Double L (Post 454066)
This is not the case!



Not the case either!



Not the case either!

c'mon larry, stop holding back. how'd it all go down?

Double L 06-22-2009 03:39 PM


Originally Posted by Syncrosonix (Post 454068)
c'mon larry, stop holding back. how'd it all go down?

Met her through a friend.

Mackman 06-23-2009 07:45 AM

Did you even TAP it yet??

BlooMoose 06-23-2009 08:19 AM


Originally Posted by Mackman (Post 454113)
Did you even TAP it yet??

Mackman!! If you want to know something, why don't you just come right out and ask! LOL

LL...mtfbwy

Double L 06-23-2009 08:31 AM


Originally Posted by Mackman (Post 454113)
Did you even TAP it yet??

Yup several times a day!


Originally Posted by BlooMoose (Post 454116)
LL...mtfbwy

Huh?

BlooMoose 06-23-2009 08:33 AM


Originally Posted by Double L (Post 454118)
Huh?

LOL...May The Force Be With You

Double L 06-23-2009 08:39 AM


Originally Posted by BlooMoose (Post 454119)
LOL...May The Force Be With You

Gotcha! lol

Mackman 06-23-2009 10:19 AM


Originally Posted by Double L (Post 454118)
Yup several times a day!


Good for you. Its nice to be young aint it??:thumbsup::thumbsup:



Dont get use to it. When you get your CDL and drive OTR Billy Big Rig style that will all end. Say hello to the HAND.:smokin:

Double R 06-23-2009 10:44 AM


Originally Posted by Mackman (Post 454123)
Good for you. Its nice to be young aint it??:thumbsup::thumbsup:



Don't get use to it. When you get your CDL and drive OTR Billy Big Rig style that will all end. Say hello to the HAND.:smokin:

Maybe I should go OTR and play BBR. Then maybe I would get some rest.

By the way Mackman, It isn't just the young that "get it":smokin::thumbsup:

Hawkjr 06-23-2009 10:50 AM

Damn OTR have screwed my booty game all up...

BanditsCousin 06-23-2009 10:51 AM

I take Cialis, and I'm 26 :)

Syncrosonix 06-23-2009 11:22 AM


Originally Posted by Mackman (Post 454123)
Good for you. Its nice to be young aint it??:thumbsup::thumbsup:



Dont get use to it. When you get your CDL and drive OTR Billy Big Rig style that will all end. Say hello to the HAND.:smokin:

i do just fine, tyvm. the ones i have back home don't really know what i do for a living. the others i have elsewhere know damn well what i do and it doesn't bother them too much, and i still have use for handrea and her five sisters. nothing wrong with a healthy dose of masturbation. if i don't wack off at least once per day, i end up feeling it later on. i'll be driving along with an erection that doesn't exactly go away until it's handled properly. i HATE driving with an erection that i can't do anything about!

dobry4u 06-23-2009 11:27 AM


Originally Posted by Syncrosonix (Post 454135)
i do just fine, tyvm. the ones i have back home don't really know what i do for a living. the others i have elsewhere know damn well what i do and it doesn't bother them too much, and i still have use for handrea and her five sisters. nothing wrong with a healthy dose of masturbation. if i don't wack off at least once per day, i end up feeling it later on. i'll be driving along with an erection that doesn't exactly go away until it's handled properly. i HATE driving with an erection that i can't do anything about!

YouTube - Hand Jive - The Johnny Otis Show

Syncrosonix 06-23-2009 12:28 PM


Originally Posted by dobry4u (Post 454136)

hAY THAR WUTS WIT T3H FATT WIMMIN?

ironeagle_2006 06-23-2009 06:28 PM

Double L in all seriousness BE CAREFUL ok. Do not end up with what I did after 5 years a PO mentally ill woman that HELL DID NOT WANT becuase even Satan was afraid of my EX-wife. Imagine Kate of John and Kate but put 300 LBS on that bITCH

Windwalker 06-24-2009 12:43 AM

You'll also find that there is a great deal of truth to the idea that "wedding cake removes a woman's sex drive". Do not make the mistake of thinking the present is any indication of what the future will be like. Plan on the opposite.

ironeagle_2006 06-24-2009 01:42 AM

Very true that and KIDS. Hard to get in the mood when you have this happen to you. You are making the wife forget everything and you are feelging REAL GOOD. All of a sudden there is a knock at your door and it is your son going DADDY I NEED A DRINK OF WATER. Talk about a mood killed and a set of BLUE BALLS.

Double L 06-24-2009 04:11 PM

It ain't all that bad, the one I'm with is very laid back!


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