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Originally Posted by Double R
(Post 454054)
Or the first one they knock up:lol:
Actually, the FIRST one that got me pregnant wax like that girl in the movie "An Officer and an Gentleman." She was on the pill for over a year or more that we were together. When I got my orders to go overseas, she got pregnant! :eek2: When I didn't respond quickly enough about taking her with me, she opted for an abortion and dumped me for a "new recruit." A friggin Marine with EARRINGS! :hellno: The second time was a "not so good" Catholic girl! I thought THEY were all on the pill! NOPE! Her idea of birth control was angels and supreme beings in heaven deciding WHO should get pregnant, and when! What was I thinking? So, I tried to do the right thing... I married her! And I gotta tell ya.... the pain of having a child you don't get to raise is much more than the pain of having one aborted! But, still.... sometimes I think it is better than living your life with a woman that you didn't REALLY want to spend your life with. I EARNESTLY hope that none of you know what I'm talking about! And I tip my hat with TOTAL respect for those of you who ARE "fathers" on this "Father's Day weekend!" |
Originally Posted by Colts Fan
(Post 454023)
A lot of guys marry the first chick that gives up a piece of ass. :moon: :booze: Pathetic.
Originally Posted by Double R
(Post 454054)
Or the first one they knock up:lol:
Originally Posted by Syncrosonix
(Post 454011)
she got you chit-faced drunk, you proposed to her, and she said, "yes!" that's how it went down. :rofl:
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Originally Posted by Double L
(Post 454066)
This is not the case!
Not the case either! Not the case either! |
Originally Posted by Syncrosonix
(Post 454068)
c'mon larry, stop holding back. how'd it all go down?
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Did you even TAP it yet??
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Originally Posted by Mackman
(Post 454113)
Did you even TAP it yet??
LL...mtfbwy |
Originally Posted by Mackman
(Post 454113)
Did you even TAP it yet??
Originally Posted by BlooMoose
(Post 454116)
LL...mtfbwy
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Originally Posted by Double L
(Post 454118)
Huh?
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Originally Posted by BlooMoose
(Post 454119)
LOL...May The Force Be With You
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Originally Posted by Double L
(Post 454118)
Yup several times a day!
Good for you. Its nice to be young aint it??:thumbsup::thumbsup: Dont get use to it. When you get your CDL and drive OTR Billy Big Rig style that will all end. Say hello to the HAND.:smokin: |
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