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golfhobo 06-22-2009 01:04 PM


Originally Posted by Double R (Post 454054)
Or the first one they knock up:lol:

I did NOT "knock her up!" SHE got ME pregnant! :lol2:

Actually, the FIRST one that got me pregnant wax like that girl in the movie "An Officer and an Gentleman." She was on the pill for over a year or more that we were together. When I got my orders to go overseas, she got pregnant! :eek2:

When I didn't respond quickly enough about taking her with me, she opted for an abortion and dumped me for a "new recruit." A friggin Marine with EARRINGS! :hellno:

The second time was a "not so good" Catholic girl! I thought THEY were all on the pill! NOPE! Her idea of birth control was angels and supreme beings in heaven deciding WHO should get pregnant, and when! What was I thinking?

So, I tried to do the right thing... I married her! And I gotta tell ya.... the pain of having a child you don't get to raise is much more than the pain of having one aborted!

But, still.... sometimes I think it is better than living your life with a woman that you didn't REALLY want to spend your life with. I EARNESTLY hope that none of you know what I'm talking about!

And I tip my hat with TOTAL respect for those of you who ARE "fathers" on this "Father's Day weekend!"

Double L 06-22-2009 01:16 PM


Originally Posted by Colts Fan (Post 454023)
A lot of guys marry the first chick that gives up a piece of ass. :moon: :booze: Pathetic.

This is not the case!


Originally Posted by Double R (Post 454054)
Or the first one they knock up:lol:

Not the case either!


Originally Posted by Syncrosonix (Post 454011)
she got you chit-faced drunk, you proposed to her, and she said, "yes!" that's how it went down. :rofl:

Not the case either!

Syncrosonix 06-22-2009 01:18 PM


Originally Posted by Double L (Post 454066)
This is not the case!



Not the case either!



Not the case either!

c'mon larry, stop holding back. how'd it all go down?

Double L 06-22-2009 03:39 PM


Originally Posted by Syncrosonix (Post 454068)
c'mon larry, stop holding back. how'd it all go down?

Met her through a friend.

Mackman 06-23-2009 07:45 AM

Did you even TAP it yet??

BlooMoose 06-23-2009 08:19 AM


Originally Posted by Mackman (Post 454113)
Did you even TAP it yet??

Mackman!! If you want to know something, why don't you just come right out and ask! LOL

LL...mtfbwy

Double L 06-23-2009 08:31 AM


Originally Posted by Mackman (Post 454113)
Did you even TAP it yet??

Yup several times a day!


Originally Posted by BlooMoose (Post 454116)
LL...mtfbwy

Huh?

BlooMoose 06-23-2009 08:33 AM


Originally Posted by Double L (Post 454118)
Huh?

LOL...May The Force Be With You

Double L 06-23-2009 08:39 AM


Originally Posted by BlooMoose (Post 454119)
LOL...May The Force Be With You

Gotcha! lol

Mackman 06-23-2009 10:19 AM


Originally Posted by Double L (Post 454118)
Yup several times a day!


Good for you. Its nice to be young aint it??:thumbsup::thumbsup:



Dont get use to it. When you get your CDL and drive OTR Billy Big Rig style that will all end. Say hello to the HAND.:smokin:


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