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Snowman7 04-11-2009 11:56 AM

Hey all you country boys what killed the duck?
 
I found a duck on my property that was mauled like a satanic ritual. Its head was chewed off and otherwise left alone. Its belly was chewed thru and the inards eaten or removed like you would gut a dear. The meat on the bones was left alone so it wasnt a coyote. We're thinking a weasel. Supposedly thats how they feed. They prefer the blood and guts. I'm not sure if a weasel could bring down a duck as they weigh less than a pound but are supposed to be nasty fighters. Any thoughts?

Malaki86 04-11-2009 12:18 PM

Aliens

belpre122 04-11-2009 12:23 PM

Most likely a Crete driver after cashing his layover check.........

Mr. Ford95 04-11-2009 01:02 PM

Could have just simply died or been shot and vultures ate it apart like they do cattle. Might have even been a wild dog that got it.

Jumbo 04-11-2009 01:28 PM

I have reviewed the autopsy photos and the your eyewitness account. I have determined that it obviously was a shark attack. Probably a 20 footer. You are going to need a bigger boat.

Cluggy619 04-11-2009 01:34 PM

Most likely, a cat. Cats will kill birds by removing the head, then eat the insides.

If I had to guess...a cat. A regular cat.:D:D

got mud? 04-11-2009 11:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jumbo (Post 446133)
I have reviewed the autopsy photos and the your eyewitness account. I have determined that it obviously was a shark attack. Probably a 20 footer. You are going to need a bigger boat.

that was good! lol

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:

Jackrabbit379 04-12-2009 01:20 AM

Sounds like to me that a Chupacabra is doing that. Chupacabra's like to eat blood, and leave the meat.

Double R 04-12-2009 01:40 AM

Sounds like my EX paid a visit to your backyard. BLOOD SUCKING(EDITED):pissedoff:

Malaki86 04-12-2009 02:23 AM

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sounds like u were married to MY ex


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