Hey all you country boys what killed the duck?

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I found a duck on my property that was mauled like a satanic ritual. Its head was chewed off and otherwise left alone. Its belly was chewed thru and the inards eaten or removed like you would gut a dear. The meat on the bones was left alone so it wasnt a coyote. We're thinking a weasel. Supposedly thats how they feed. They prefer the blood and guts. I'm not sure if a weasel could bring down a duck as they weigh less than a pound but are supposed to be nasty fighters. Any thoughts?
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Aliens
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Most likely a Crete driver after cashing his layover check.........
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Could have just simply died or been shot and vultures ate it apart like they do cattle. Might have even been a wild dog that got it.
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I have reviewed the autopsy photos and the your eyewitness account. I have determined that it obviously was a shark attack. Probably a 20 footer. You are going to need a bigger boat.
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Most likely, a cat. Cats will kill birds by removing the head, then eat the insides.

If I had to guess...a cat. A regular cat.
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Quote: I have reviewed the autopsy photos and the your eyewitness account. I have determined that it obviously was a shark attack. Probably a 20 footer. You are going to need a bigger boat.
that was good! lol

:lol2: :lol2: :lol2: :lol2:
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Sounds like to me that a Chupacabra is doing that. Chupacabra's like to eat blood, and leave the meat.
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Sounds like my EX paid a visit to your backyard. BLOOD SUCKING(EDITED)issedoff:
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HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

Sounds like u were married to MY ex
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