Double L's 20 Questions
 

Since Rev started it figure why not someone else give it a test.

The rules - one question per person only, please. No subject is off limits. I will answer to the best of my ability.

Re: Double L's 20 Questions
 

Okay, since you want to play, I'm gonna make you play the way it should be played.

What is the worst thing you have ever done?

Re: Double L's 20 Questions
 

Hmmmmmm man I don't think I done anything that was "bad" but the worst thing I done was hmmmmm spraying a cordless phone with bug spray and then lied to my parents by telling them the dog did it. :lol: I was like 13 at the time. :lol:

Re: Double L's 20 Questions
 

That's it? Cmon, live a little. :wink:

Actually I lied, I didn't realize the worst thing I did until I got done typing that one.

Here it is, I think I was 6 and I tried to set my house on fire by lighting a newspaper on fire on the coffee table and some kleenex on my dresser. :lol: :lol:

If you could choose to live again in a different time/place, where and when would it be and why?

if you had a choice between being rick roll'd 24/7 and watching barney & friends, which would you choose?

Have you ever taken a shower, but neglected to fully rinse the soap suds out of the crack of your ass, and then have them dry up, and start to itch at the most inconvenient time?

I'd love to live here in the United States be an adult in the 90's so I can enjoy the years this country had when Bill Clinton was President. :wink:

Rick Rolled 24/7

:shock: I'm dying from lauging so damn hard. :lol: Yeah that has happened only cause I was in a hurry cause I was running late.

Yeah.. try spending 11 hours fidgeting about in the seat of an International because there was no pressure in the showers of the TA.

Why didn't you reach under you and scratch your ass then? :lol: It's not like no one was looking! :lol:

what was the dumbest thing you ever did to impress a chick? :P

Nothing cause I'm shy around girls especially ones I like until I get comfortable. I've always been the quiet type though. :oops:

I don't allow myself to get distracted when I'm behind the wheel.

What is the most embarrassing thing you have done that you don't want anyone else knowing? :)

I was driving somewhere and I forgot where I was going to. :oops: :lol:

Oooops, gotta hate that! :lol:

well...yer a young man with an old soul. :lol:

ROFL, I can honestly say I have never driven and forgotten where I was going, although I have on a few occasions, wound up in places I shouldn't of been :)

Yeah tell that to my knees. I can't squat down for more than 5 minutes before my knees start to hurt. Then it hurts to get up! Teenage arthristis? :?

When I was 18...anything that went wrong, I'd blame it on my monkey and spank him raw.

I'm 39 and sti.... ummm, nevermind.

<wanders off>

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: Y'all just ain't right. For you guys in the Eastern Time Zone y'all can ask another question. :wink:

Woohoo, yay for EST! What is your favorite fantasy involving a CMV? :)

Being my own boss with my own truck and trailer and making money. :wink: :D 8)

In this economy that really is just about a fantasy ;)

It's a fantasy right now cause I'm only 18 and I don't have any start up money and no experience. :x

If you were in front of a girl that you liked, obviously tryin to hook up with her, which would you rather have happen to you: You shart yourself, but quietly or have "dirty" toilet paper trailing behind you???

Sh*t quietly to myself and wait for the aroma to fill the room and share the love and then ask her what she thinks of me now. :P :lol: :shock: You got to admit that was pretty funny! :wink: But seriously though I would excuse myself and go outside or go to another room before facing her. :wink: It's the proper thing to do. But then again what is proper now a days? :?

....share the love... :lol:

Atta boy! :P

.......Bulls crap down their back leg, and still get all the Cows they want. :)


Got one for ya ELL.....
Why do superheros wear their underwear on the outside of their clothes? :roll:

So when they crap just like the bull they can get all the women they want. :wink: If it works for bulls why not superheros. :P :lol:

....we need to get your mind in a different place. :P

What do you call male ballerinas?.... :?
Don't be politically correct for my sake.

Since you asked me a question today already I'm gonna answer this one but it doesn't count towards the 20. Hmmm A male ballerina is called a mentally crazed male or a tambourine player. :lol: I haven't seen a male with dunlap syndrome in tights and a tutu. :shock: Now that would be a scary site there! :shock: :lol:

how old were you when you first realized you wanted to drive a truck?

Since I could talk and walk. 8)

Try the T/A in Bridger, WY. So much pressure it hurt my skull... :shock:

so mr. quiet, if you were to meet Big Diesel, would you slap him in the face?

Naw that is childish, I'd challange him to a driving rodeo. 8)