The Apocrypha - for Slimland
 

Sorry Slim, but I had to start a new thread on this, because the SEARCH function on this board is as USELESS as tits on a BOAR!! I don't know WHY they won't fix it, but I have my theories! Anyways....

I told you I would ask my father about it, and I finally DID. If you respond to this thread, perhaps we can revive the discussion.

If you'd prefer to take it back to the original thread, you'll have to post the link..... because I can't find it! :roll:

You would THINK that ANY "search engine" could find a mispelling like apocraphia.....(or even the correct spelling of apocrypha).... but NO!! This site REFUSES to offer a viable search function!! :roll:

Or maybe, as Scoe once said, it's only supposed to happen to ME!! :lol:

That would go right along with the fact that I STILL have to hit submit about 15 times to get ONE post on the board! I REALLY don't know why I still BOTHER with this site! :shock:

I know why you bother with the site. :D

Should I list them?? :P

Response deleted. I thought you said LIKE instead of LIST!

Go ahead..... LIST them! Right now, I could USE a reason!! :twisted:

You can be as brutally honest as you wish.... I don't care or mind!

http://www.classadrivers.com/phpBB2/...hlight=apoc%2A


It isn't the most intuitive search engine, but it does work , for me anyway. :wink:

The Top Ten Reasons GolfHobo is Here on the CAD board

10) You have been banned from all other boards on the internet.

9) Your not close enough to any open Golf Course right now.

8( You have given up your hope and dream of opening a knitting club at the truck stops.

7) This is the only thing you can do in your birhtday suite without getting into trouble.

6) American Idol auditions aren't being held anywhere near you.

5) If you didn't argue on line you may end up arguing in jail. :P or better yet with the parole board.( might win)

4) You don't have anywhere to be right now so why not mess with messed up online peeps. :)

3) Your are holding out hope of meeting Mrs Golf Hobo and falling madly in agrument with her. :lol:

2) You like to go where everyone knows your name (screen name that is)

1) You are here for the Company. We are like family and though we rarely get along or agree on anything, we are highly disfunctional and fight endlessly YOU LOVE US :D

If you notice all my mistakes in that post I ment to hit preview and hit submit instead. So the list is a work inprogress but feel free to add to it should you come up with another reason.

You forgot:

You can't get slapped by the women here for some of the things you say.

You don't have to "see" anyones fat azz!

Yeah, I guess that WAS the thread. Actually, the discussion I was looking for was in a PM. But, even THAT thread didn't pop up for me! I simply typed the one word, once for each spelling, and got NO POSTS MEET....

Usually it's the other way around! I'd get 3 pages of posts that didn't even MENTION the word or phrase that I was searching for! :evil:

Since you were unsure of the spelling I used a wildcard... type in "apoc*". :wink: