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:? When I hit on lovely women and they end up leaving the party with Sean Connery, it really steams my beans.
But I can't lower my standards to include women who are downright frightening, or so homely that I have to check their DNA to ensure they're human. :sad: |
Originally Posted by SteveBooth
Ya, just go over to the womans forum and suggest that they all watch Sleepless in Seattle like you did. Don't forget to mention that your eyes watered up many times.
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Originally Posted by Ridge Runner
Originally Posted by golfhobo
Originally Posted by mommee
Originally Posted by golfhobo
Of course, that's because women WITHOUT fat butts, think they are too GOOD for us "average" guys! Therefore.... We ALL go home alone! :cry: :cry:
Of course, I don't ALWAYS go home alone! :wink: Honestly, I didn't think you always went home alone. Everyone gets lucky sooner or later. :wink: Either way...... SOME nights, even the girls with FAT BUTTS get LUCKY!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: [ Slam dunk THAT.... DREW!! ] :lol: :lol: :lol: Do like I do. Put them on the Jack Daniel's diet. It WORKS! One night I drank almost 200 pounds off one gal I met. :lol: :P |
Originally Posted by roadhog
:? When I hit on lovely women and they end up leaving the party with Sean Connery, it really steams my beans.
But I can't lower my standards to include women who are downright frightening, or so homely that I have to check their DNA to ensure they're human. :sad: |
Originally Posted by RebelDarlin
"Dumbest movie I've ever seen"....[..in reference to Sleepless in Seattle.]
I whimpered, cried, salivated, and bit my fist often. I gave that movie... 3 thumbs up. and it could have had Chinese subtitles for all I care. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...M-E-G ...R-Y-A-N... http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...ling_homer.gif |
Originally Posted by roadhog
Originally Posted by RebelDarlin
"Dumbest movie I've ever seen"....[..in reference to Sleepless in Seattle.]
I whimpered, cried, salivated, and bit my fist often. I gave that movie... 3 thumbs up. and it could have had Chinese subtitles for all I care. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...M-E-G ...R-Y-A-N... http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...ling_homer.gif |
Originally Posted by Ridge Runner
Do like I do. Put them on the Jack Daniel's diet. It WORKS! One night I drank almost 200 pounds off one gal I met. :lol: :P
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I just think whomever changed the topic of this thread to wimmin, must be
sheer genius that... knowing, long as it is out there in print, uber-babes like Kate Beckinsale might see it, and fall adoringly into your arms. Ooop's hang on... I have a few more PM's.... gotta go... BTW... I think mommee is really Jenny McCarthy. :wink: ...just sayin'. |
Originally Posted by roadhog
I just think whomever changed the topic of this thread to wimmin, must be
sheer genius that... I think, to date, you have changed the topic of EVERY thread to "Wimmin'" :lol: :lol: :lol: Not that I'm complaining!! The "visual aids" have been a real boon to my (A)sexual life!! :wink: |
All I really know is, if I was granted three wishes right now...
I'd wish I could slap my boss's wife into a corner and have my way with her. ...but if nothing else, I wish my boss's wife would walk around the office naked, so I'd know when she has a stick up her b**t. My third wish would be, I wish Alicia Silverstone was my personal groomer. ...and if I got a "kicker wish"... I'd wish I could be Celine Dion's new vocal instructor. She has an amazing 5- octave range. But I think I could teach her some new lows. :? |
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