Something Diffrent..
 

I wanna try something diffrent on here.. Lets give the next poster some words say 6 or so, and they have to make a little dittle or a song out of it.. Can go with nursry rymes if you want.. Can be serious or funny..

There I think that is better.

Alright 35 views, Chickens. :lol:

I'll start it. It might be corny but arn't they all. :lol:





Though we never Loved, we shared unspoken grace. Then we went our seprate ways--after the years I can still see your face.

You are getting into one of the hardest creative capabilities in the world to do. :lol:

You have to do drugs, or be locked up in prison, or have your heart ripped out by the roots, or wake up with 3 super models in your bed one morning, or win the lottery and be able to hire a song writer, in order to write a song.

Next hardest thing to do is be able to sing the dayum thing and not sound like an American Idol Rewind clown shrieking the hell out of what was a beautiful song...but now it sound like sheit, after all that work you put into it. :?

For 99cents on iTunes...you can buy a song pre-made. :lol:
I'm sending you a buck! :P 8)

Capability


They said my creative capability's where not capable.
Now my thread had crashed, I thought it was unbreakable!
Life on the Pill, Prison, and Smokin Roots.
My heart is still with those models in high heel boots!

Chourse:----
He gave me a buck for 99 cent tunes. He said my idea was musical ruins.
My heart shatterd now for a wouldbe thread.
All because Hog said it would be dead.
____



That mornning cash was flowing, So I had time to write a song.
Little did I know the Hog Wouldn't play along.



Chourse:----
He gave me a buck for 99 cent tunes. He said my idea was musical ruins.
My heart shatterd now for a wouldbe thread.
All because Hog said it would be dead.
____

All my work to become the Idol of the USA.
Was shot down for my lack of capability.





by
Slimland

:lol: :lol: :lol:
You should quit that dang day job Bro!
Head straight for Nashville! 8)

I see music runs in your family.
Your Pa can Pick...but you ...YOU...

You write the songs.
My thread has crashed deep within you,
And I've got my own prison in your sole.
Now, when I look out through your eyes,
I see hallucinations from all the crack you smoke

[chorus]
I write the songs that make the whole CAD sing.
I write the songs of love and special things.
I write the songs that make the young girls cry.
I write the songs...Hog...I write the songs

Oh my music is only worth a buck to you
And gives back change for your spirit to take a chance,
And I wrote some rock 'n' roll for your wenches
for the music fills your pants
Well, that's a real fine place to start.
It's from me it's for you,
It's from you, it's from me,
you crashed my thread..I want you dead
It's a world wide symphony now
I hear it through my prison bars

[Chorus][Outtro]
I write the songs that make the whole CAD sing.
I write the songs of love and special things.
I write the songs that make the young girls cry.
I write the songs...Hog...I write the songs.
:?

That was good Hog I liked it.. I think this thread can work! Just needs a little inspiration.. I hope we gave it enough.. :lol:

I needed inspiration, pulled it from my dreams.
Sweating persperation, nite mare's what they seem.
Runnin from what, Wot I do not know?
Didn't turn to look, runnin in slo-mo!

http://www.larryweaver.com/mp3s/larr...-oxymorons.mp3

http://youtube.com/watch?v=hEfGIlodabA

:D

Oh, I smacked my monkey yesterday
dooh dah dooh dah
I smacked him hard but just in play
dooh dah dooh dah day

Smack him all day long
Smack and sing this song

Oh smack your monkey don,t feel ashamed
All the dooh dah day.....



Hope I,m not banned for this :oops:

Sorry Slim...I hope my silly little ditty caused no offence. You,re a great bloke and I,d hate to lose you as a mate :oops:

Double post.... :oops:

Though we never Loved, we shared unspoken grace.
Then we went our separate ways--after the years I can still see your face.

Your known as the Bearded Lady...my freakish Carney Queen
you pulled my head from the bottle...but not before I lost my spleen

I needed inspiration, pulled it from my dreams.
Sweating perspiration, nite mare's what they seem.
Runnin from Wot.., Wot I do not know?
Didn't turn to look, runnin in slo-mo!

Found this Circus monkey all out of control
he was amiss-behavin' and acting silly
and running from the Law...

[BRIDGE]
Oh, I smacked my monkey yesterday
dooh dah dooh dah
I smacked him hard but just in play
dooh dah dooh dah day

Smack him all day long
Smack and sing this song

Oh smack your monkey don,t feel ashamed
All the dooh dah day.....

....Take it away Slim
(Hog a pickin' and a grinnin') :lol:

I am going to go back a reedit my first post on this thread.. I think you guys are on to something.. :lol: 8)

Take it away from me, I cant bear to pick it!
It hurts my finger when I try to stick it!
When I was a kid I would eat and lick it!
But now it is bleeding and I cant fix it!

Hog is pickin and grinnin, trying to take it away.
Pickin and Grinning, but Wots in the way.
Leave that double barrel alone, thats what he tells.
But Slim couldn't, Now he can't smell.

It's a good thing though, from Hogs Flagulants.
And Wot bowing to Your-Up, and messing his underpants.
But the bleeding won't stopp, I need a patch.
They hand the tampon, but instead I took the match.

Hog is pickin and grinnin, trying to take it away.
Pickin and Grinning, but Wots in the way.
Leave that double barrel alone, thats what he tells.
But Slim couldn't, Now he can't smell.


Wot, what do I do, I am feeling light!?
Do worry mate, you'll be alright.
Oh Hog what do I do?
He reply's my next song will be for You!

There you go Hog, yours in red.

by Slimland

He replies my next song will be for You!
commin' to ya live..vip vip vip
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/Leland10/cat.gif (insert some Beat boxing sounds)...http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...6aa138b444.gif

scritchy scritchy scratch ..vip vip
scritchy scritchy scratch ..vip vip

oh yea...commoan darlin' give it to me!
oooooyea yeah-ee-yeah..you s-e-x-y chick!

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l236/Leland10/9.gif
pik-pik-pik-pik-pik-pik BEE-oock
pik-pik-pik-pik-pik-pik BEE-oock
pik-pik-pik-pik-pik-pik PikCOCK
pik-pik-pik-pik-pik-pik BEE-oock
pik-pik-pik-pik-pik-pik BEE-oock
pik-pik-pik-pik-pik-pik PikCOCK

What the heck, Thats funny! :lol: :lol:
You forgot to leave someone some words for the next song or dittle.

I think the cat with the earphones was the best.. :lol:

No Offence taken Wot, you are more than welcome to share in the fun and creativity..and Just because I love Christ doesn't mean I don't have a sense of humor, nor does it mean I am perfect.. Just ask my Wife. She will be the first to tell you, "Yep, the truck is still in his blood".

Slimland

(feel free to sing to the ABC tune)

I found a forum named C-A-D

There was a thread said "lets try something"

Roadhog said "man that's too hard"

Then went on to prove himself wrong

Boy I was so very glad

Cause next I saw a dancing cat

This thread is my favorite yet

Keep 'em coming boys 'fore I fret

Ladies and Gentlemen....
CAD Concert Hall is proud to present a special guest tonight...
Straight from the Alley's of Katamoran...
BARRY WHITE'S CAT !!
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...if01C80A76.gif

MEOW BABY!
I've heard cats say that too much of anything
Is not good for you
Baby. But I don't know about that
As many times as we've loved we shared love and made love
It doesn't seem to me like it's enough

It's just not enough
It's just not enough.

My Darlin' I can't get enough of your love
Babe
Feline oh yeah uh huh
I don't know
I don't know why
Can't get enough of your love
Babe.

Some things I can't get used to
No matter how I try
It's like the more you give
The more I want and Baby
That's no lie
Oh no
Babe
Tell me
What can't I say
What am I gonna do
How should I feel
When everything is you?
What kind of love is this
That you've given me
Is it in your kiss or just because you're sweet?
Girl
All I know is ev'ry time you're near

I feel a change somethin' moves
I scream your name
Look what you got me doin'

Darlin' I can't get enough of your love
Babe

Girl
If I could only make you see and make you understand
Girl
Your love for me is ask I need and more than I can stand
How can I explain
All the things I feel
You've given me so much
Feline oh yeah uh huh
You're so unreal still I keep loving you more and more
Each time. Girl
What am I gonna do

'cause you've blown my mind.
I get the same old feelin'
Ev'ry time you're near.

Darlin' I can't get enough of your love
Babe

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Well, I thought about coming up with some type of song, but that one of roadhog's has me in tears. :lol: :lol: :lol:
Barry White's cat. :lol: Wooooo.
I dont care who you are, that's funny right there.

I was going to write a song, but tears where falling that night.
I was laughing at the Hog, He had me wound up so Tight,--Soo Tight.
And then I realized he's a cyote, and I'm a hare.
Just made me cry more. Thats funny right there.
Why would I cry, you don't have to run slow.
The reason I cry, remindes me of the bugs bunny show.

Ok that was dumm.

Next set of words for the next poster.
I ate my apple sauce like you told me too.

Hey Slim!! Go back to page one and read/sing your ditty on Capability to the tune of The Beverly Hillbillies!! :lol: :lol:

I did and it was pretty good.. I also tried it with the other one, and it didn't sound so good..
Where's your ditty or song..?

No one has made one yet of
I ate my Apple Sauce like you told me too!

Sitting here thinking of what I could do now.
To make this thread More interesting some how.
I did every thing that the Hog told me too do.
I even ate my apple sauce like you told me too.
So why ain't this thread booming like you said it would.
Oh wait you didn't say it would nor could, but I said it should.

Maybe instead of songs we should do raps, we could be like gangstas and poping of caps.
I could be like Fat boy Slim, y'all could be like M&M.
We could all get together--Ya all of us sucka's.
We could be the Rapalot Truckus.

Or maybe we could do country music and be real sad.
Or talk about how our wive's make us so mad.

So what do you say, you that stand by?,,
Well Slim where 10-10 listining in, and waiting for the Toss!
Well I'm not tossing nuthing, I just ate my apple sauce. :evil:

Slimland

Hey, all you applesauce fans out there, check out this rap music video.

Got Dat Applesauce

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FsTcPPLUus4

Hey I liked that, that is what I am looking for Kinda.. None the less well done and cleverly written.

Last night I was thinking, of things that will be.
I have come to a conclusion, to take it easy.
To focus on what is here in my own movie show.
To take a stepp away from the Threads I have let grow.
To my friends I thank you all, you all have been in some way an ispiration to me.
Now I must stepp away from what come's So eazly.

So may God Bless you, and keep you, and Keep you He can!
May His Face Shine upon you, bathed in light from the Son of Man!
May He be Gracious unto you, more Grace than you can Take!
May He Give You Peace, Peace for your hearts sake!

I am not leaving, I am just saying goodby!
I have said what I have come to say, and I have said it since 05.
We have covered the grounds, of Creation to Salvation.
We have covered from Big Bang to Ying and Yang.
We have covered our inlaw and outlaw, and Now we are on Apocrapha!
We have Revelatid, in Revelation, all the way to daily Oblation.

So may God Bless you, and keep you, and Keep you He can!
May His Face Shine upon you, bathed in light from the Son of Man!
May He be Gracious unto you, more Grace than you can Take!
May He Give You Peace, Peace for your hearts sake!

So RoadHog, Wot, Hobo, and Fozzy.
And then there is Redeemed, Aligator, and Rocky.
And even some not seen in awhile, I will still be around and when you post I will smile. :)
Twilight Flyer, Mundaka and Yooper too. And even just those few little posters, I remember all of you.

So may God Bless you, and keep you, and Keep you He can!
May His Face Shine upon you, bathed in light from the Son of Man!
May He be Gracious unto you, more Grace than you can Take!
May He Give You Peace, Peace for your hearts sake!

RidgRunner, Scoe, Heaven Bound, and WindWalker. Even for4Roses, Consider, TruckFam, Trukrswyfe, You all made Markers.
So again I am not leaving, I am just saying Goodbye.
To those threads that we all let Fly..

So may God Bless you, and keep you, and Keep you He can!
May His Face Shine upon you, bathed in light from the Son of Man!
May He be Gracious unto you, more Grace than you can Take!
May He Give You Peace, Peace for your hearts sake!

By
Slimland


:D

Luv's ya Bro! :wink: 8)

Hey, Slim I don't GET it
Why would you leave?
What would make you want
To leave the thoughts you conceived?

Did you find another?
One who filled all your needs?
Did you find a site
where everyone there conceeds?

What would make you leave us
Is it pain you can't bear?
Don't you know your outlook
Is one that is RARE?

Is it something I said?
Just a joke you can't take?
Don't you know that I am
Just an emminent fake?

You're the glue that binds us
You're the SOUL of the board!
The ROCK that always grounds us
and the voice of the Lord!

I won't let you leave us
You are too much a part
of the air I've learned to breathe
and the beat of my heart!

There ya go... there's my "ditty." What the heck is going on? Didn't you READ the board rules??? Once you reach a certain number of posts, you CANNOT leave! :shock:

[Hobo holds a gun to his own head and says,] Don't you MOVE! I'll KILL him! I Will! Put your money in the basket, leave your wimmin' behind. Now, SLOWLY walk over to the computer and LOG IN!!

Hoggie.... get the Wimmin'..... Mommee..... grab the cash!! Darlin'.... block the DOUBLE WIDE doors! :wink:

We ain't lettin' Slim out of here without a FIGHT! :lol:

Monkey Spank (remix)

I spank him all day,
I spank him all night,
he rides on rimz and he always wins the fight.

He slangs crack bananas cuz he's so greezy,
chimps in thongs, cuz u know he got it ez.
His azz be red not because he's spanked,
his azz so red cuz he takes it to the bank.
Neck be hurtin from all the gold chains,
now his azz be red, from the wallet growing pains.

I spank him all day,
I spank him all night,
he rides on rimz and he always wins the fight.

cadillac driving monkey, up and down the hood,
warhouses full of bananas, cuz you know he got it good.
Sounds in his trees, poundin bananas to the ground,
stars in rap videos and sells it by the pound.
He's gangsta in nature, when hes hangin from the limbs,
bustin caps in chimps' azzes, have dey mamas singing hymns.

I spank him all day,
I spank him all night,
he rides on rimz and he always wins the fight.

:roll:

THis is awsome,, I like this thread, though I do like writing, I realy like reading others.. and when one puts the subject and the other writes about it.. that creativity is almost like debating to me. it is almost orgasmic. :lol:

Remember what I said, Not leaving Just saying goodbye.. it is figurative.and a giving of Thanks to all of Y'all.

Slimland

Slimland said:

THis is awsome,, I like this thread, though I do like writing, I realy like reading others.. and when one puts the subject and the other writes about it.. that creativity is almost like debating to me. it is almost orgasmic.

Remember what I said, Not leaving Just saying goodbye.. it is figurative.and a giving of Thanks to all of Y'all.


Hobo lights a cigarette and passes it to Slim! :lol: :lol:

"Was that good for you?" :lol:

Seriously, I have to admit, I was impressed by myself! Not a scratchout, or pause in it. Just like all my poems..... ONE thought.... from start to finish! :shock:

I couldn't DO much with that applesauce thing! But, when something strikes my heart, my soul takes over.... and my mind never fails me!

The thought of you "leaving us," struck fear in my heart! You CANNOT do that! :shock:

Trukrswyfe hasn't finished reading your book on Misspeeling yet!! :wink:

Personally, I'm struggling with my faith in this thread! But, what do "I" know? It will probably go for 30 pages! :lol:

Inhales deeply, Yes it was goood! :lol:
As for the apple sauce, it didn't have to be.. I think this thread is still in the making.. I think like you did, and Hog, just write what you feel.. Passion, Comedy, Drama, Death, Life etc..

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...Rebellion4.jpg

Caution...remove the cigarette before attempting this song.

(sing in Allegro 168bpm)

Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,
in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.

Now.....if Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,
in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb,
see that thou, in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,
thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.
Success to the successful thistle-sifter!

(repeat to outtro...and fade)

How do you come up with this stuff ( slim scratching head laughing)

RoadHog you have a gift!

:lol: nawah...that's just some tongue twister
I found. I don't know who came up with it.

Maybe Dr. Phil knows.

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...d10/DrPhil.gif
Hi...I'm Dr. Phil.
I can say this 2x fast in 10 seconds
...can you?
-----------------------------------------

Mr. See owned a saw.
And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.
Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw
Before Soar saw See,
Which made Soar sore.
Had Soar seen See's saw
Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,
See's saw would not have sawed
Soar's seesaw.
So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.
But it was sad to see Soar so sore
Just because See's saw sawed
Soar's seesaw!

A troubled mind from a memory past, I wonder what would have been.
I wished upon a star, the past to do again.
I would have listened to your cry, the pain, the broken heart.
Now I sit just a memory, pause-replay-and start.

I daydream about you, and what might have been.
Would have we been happy, would have we been friends?
Would it been long lasting, a fary tale come true?
What would have been if I had listend to you?

A wonder- a shot- a sting.
I thought I was just a fling.
We didn't talk untill that day.
Then you quikly walked away.
You said you would've been all mine.
If I had only took the time.
Now only my memory flows.
Little clips and picture shows.

I daydream about you, and what might have been.
Would have we been happy, would have we been friends?
Would it been long lasting, a fary tale come true?
What would have been if I had listend to you?

You said you would have married me.
Forever true you would be.
Now I am just a memory past.
I hope at least that will last.

I daydream about you, and what might have been.
Would have we been happy, would have we been friends?
Would it been long lasting, a fary tale come true?
What would have been if I had listend to you?


By
Slimland 1-18-08 9:21PM

Wow Slim that was good. :D

Thank-you, it just hit me.. 8)