Well, I wonder if dogs are not allowed on the Space Shuttle, because they would want to stick their head out the window?

Seems to me with all the money they spend on the space program, they should figure something out. :roll:

why does the house smell like chili dogs this morning?

:lol: Turn the heat up.


This time of year, I often think of ways to bring all of us on Earth together.
I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate.

...then I can picture us attacking that world together, because they'd never expect it.

roadhog... you make me giggle with nearly everything you post... thank you :lol: :D :wink:

Hey, Kahlana! At the risk of divulging my penchant for cartoon porn....

Are the anatomical abnormalities in your "new" avatar on PURPOSE?? Kind of like sayig, "If this is all men think about, well...... " :shock: :lol:

can i PM you with the response to that?

You have to ASK?????? :shock: :oops: :lol: :lol:

cool beans



where did that come from by the way? "cool beans" ive been saying it since i was like 10 or something

You can blame old Charlie Parker with his song back in 1947..."Cool Blues."
The jazz movement then adopted "cool" and has been in existence ever since.
The phrase started up in the 1980's cool beans. Kids were desperate to come up with hip new phrases. Like wicked cool, like almost tubular.

But...the original Daddy O...was the coolest, if you can dig it. Farout....man...cool beans...what it is....word.

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right on... sweet... ty for the 411

'nother random thought....

why do they call it "polar fleece"? polar bears have fur... not fleece... sheep have fleece

Sometimes when I hate my job, I have this random thought...

I would go out and have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed out that I'd just quit my job and become a bum for a few years. :?

Cool beans Maynard!

Yeah, I was gonna come up with a thought for today. Only one problem, I try to think, and nothing happens.http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/msn/msn17.gif

its nice to know im not the only that happens to :shock: :?

You are so close Wabbit. :shock:
Random thought is not easily attainable today with so much going on. True random thought requires intense concentration on nothing. Soon, the lights go dim, and thats the point you reached.

Next time, lean into the fog, and allow yourself to fall right out of the family tree. Belly flop into the gene pool, and wiggle up onto the sands of pure thought...reach down and take one grain of sand...any one...randomly.

It's like if someone walks up to you, If they stand close enough, they can hear the ocean.

You are now an airhead. Only now can you fully understand why YOU...beat out the other 100,000 sperms. You won't remember any of this later. You might wonder where did all this friggin' sand come from though. :?

MY random thought:

What makes you think that ANY of the other 99,999 sperms, carrying the SAME DNA and chromosomes, would have produced any other living being OTHER than YOU?? Do some of them have brown hair? Others blue eyes?

The only reason we NEED so many sperm is that one by himself would get LOST, and refuse to stop and ask directions!

Reading some posts gave me this random thought.

Sometimes I think being a member on CAD is like being a jackass in a hailstorm.
There's nothing to do but stand there and take it.
(paraphrasing former Pres. Lyndon Johnson)

:evil:
I want my mommy.

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Big Momma CAD

I came back to edit...that is BMC ...she is Momma to all of us

I was going to buy a book on positive thinking, But then I thought-what the hell good would it do?

I do know that women run through my dreams. They don't dare walk..

If that is your mommy, I want her too.

I suck at this!!

:lol:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Hey, you called 8)

Hobro...I explained how you have to achieve Nothingness to receive said knowledge, and that you would not remember pure knowledge, after your quest into random thought.
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But you gave me reason to wonder about the capacity of random thinking.
Why some can have random thoughts naturally, and others have to work at it.

There is the male brain. Simple, not cluttered, and easily focused on "one thing." Generally, one of the three basic instincts.

There is the female brain. We like to call females an air head. But (and this is a secret...so...ssshhhh) it's not like they think we mean.

Inside there head is like a tornado. Words flying around and all kinds of debre...almost like a Bee's nest...and you are a damn fool if you poke it with a stick. (asking a woman a simple question)

You can hear those Bee's buzzing when she is mad. Scares the hell out of me, even thinking about it. You know that panic you feel?
It's like when you are in a rocking chair, and you rock back too far, and have to catch yourself... THAT feeling....all the time. :shock:

Women have little chance of a good 'ol random thought. Too many words swirling around in their head.

Take a man enjoying a fart for instance.... you laugh a little. All you can think of is sniffing, and cracking off another. Then laugh some more.

What's a woman think? Too many things all at once...from "this is disgusting" to "no..no...here's how you do it.. PHooooter-sqeakkk-fitt." then..."this is wrong"...etc. and etc. They can not just enjoy the moment.... and want sex or food next, like a man.

I've forgotten what we were talking about. :? I'm hungry.

Hoggie said:

How your "mommy" got STUCK with YOU! :shock: :lol:

My Momme called me Slim cause she couldn't spell Ahhhhhhh!

I just wonder if insects will one day rise against us.
I like to aim at bugs when I pee.

Have you ever heard a Bee laughing after he stings you?
I think Flies like to land on fresh poo, then go land on a persons lips next.
I often believe the bugs on my windshield, didn't expect the windshield, by the angry look on their face.

I wonder if squirel's realy do clape hands together after making a car crash?

What if we all where some kids toy? :?

And what if that kid's name was God? :wink:

Well...before they came out with sex toy's...I use to feel insulted when I was called a dick. :?



I wonder if people can still hear you...(if you close something in parentheses?)

I was just trying to have another random thought, but my mind kept wandering. :?

i randomly thought we should have a thread just for oneliner insults

A true Master of Random Thought....

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That Was Great!!
:D

We had several of them..... but, then the Rev went to play Trukz! :wink:

When you start driving, you will see those every day in the restroom stalls. :?

I do my best Random Thought while driving.

It's not quite sane thought for the most part. I think because sanity can be awfully boring.
You are not really focused on an idea, mostly just a feeling.

Like for instance, I have a check in call with Dispatch. They want to know where I am, and what my load ETA will be.
I know this is important info, and the "babysitting" is a necessary facet of the job. But hahaha... :evil:
F%$#@ hate it anyway. The feeling sets the mood for some curious and lively Random Thought for the next hunnert miles. :roll:

I'm hauling say frozen fruit, and I'll be having an imaginary argument with someone I don't know, over core temperature.
Sometimes my arms are gesturing, and I am progressing into a "boil-in-the-bag discussion."
That is a discussion that gets hotter but nobody adds any new ingredients.
It's like waking up from a dream. It almost seems real, until you snap out of it.

I'm solo...yet I have to look around the cab to see if anyone noticed my rant. :oops:
At least these days, you can have a "bluetooth" and pretend you were in a phone conversation
...if you notice anyone...just end the conversation with
...okay...FINE...Good-bye! :evil:

Thank you roadhog for the encouraging words. :shock: :lol: :lol:



I wonder if my ceiling fan has a grease fitting. My fan runs all the time, and I wonder if there are bearings up there.

You know how they say, your dreams are usually based on the things you were last
thinking about before you go to sleep. Well...it doesn't work for me. :evil:

I really wanted to have a dream about werewolves, so I planted nothing but werewolf stuff in my head, and nodded off.
All I ended up dreaming about were some stinking sheep, and something about chasing some chickens
....and I think I had licked my butt. :evil:

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:shock:
I never thought of that. That explains it. My wife has told me several times that she heard me talking during the night, as if I was on the cb radio.http://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/c...nfused0069.gif

:? hmmmmmm...I woulda thought you'd just think about carrots.
Or humpin' somethin'. :P .....wabbit. http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...c27d83f71d.gif
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It took me a minute, but I got it. :lol: :P





That aint right. :shock: :lol: :lol:

If I had super powers beside's web slinging, I would use it for evil, would you?

Well, I've never understood why Superman's cover was a reporter for a newspaper
...when he could have been a Dentist with that x-ray vision.

If I could have super powers, I'd like to be ... "Sound Effects Man."

...and yes...I'd be evil. :evil:
I'd walk into an Italian restaurant in Chicago and make machine gun sounds and police sirens,
or go to the Oscars, and when Rosie O'Donnell walked out on stage...make fart sounds
...first starting with tiny pooters with each step...to a whopper of a Barn burner.