I like the mods here.

Had one awhile back knock on my door....She asked..."company"... I waited a few seconds and said..." Well, OK, but I'll have to charge you 20 bucks"...she went away pissed! I thought it was a good offer. No one bothered me the rest of the night!

Get a receipt from 'em! LOL.

You go to the door, and open it REAL fast.. hitting them in the face with the door... they usualy dont have any teeth, so no worries there... problem solved, go back to sleep.

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I used to carry a custom made sign with magnetic back. When I parked, no matter where I was at the time, I'd slap it on my door, and go to sleep. The sign simply read.

"If this truck is parked, it means the driver needed rest above all other things. If you BEAT on this door, the driver will come out, and BEAT your head in. If it is an absolute emergency that needs this driver's attention, call the local authorities. Hence, do not attempt to wake up driver without thinking your options threw."

Any sign shop can whip up anything you want for under 20 bucks, most are in close proximity to truck stops as well. Oh, and in three years of carrying that sign with me, I was woken up one time, it was a New Jersey state patrolmen. He woke me up to tell me I offended another driver by simply having the sign and it's meaning on it. I then said thanks for your concern, and went back to sleep.

Outlaw, that is funny, but a really good idea. Especially since you haven't been bothered for 3 years except for that once with the sign.

Skills

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Don't discuss money with them even in a joking fashion. You might be on an episode of Cops, as a new star! :lol: :lol: :lol:

oh ontario, ca I almost couldnt resist there were some pretty girls there but think about it not all lizards and truckers have good persoanl hygiene.....

I've been driving over eight years and can almost say the same. The only place I've run into hookers is at one regular stop, where I lay over in the parking lot. I've had them bother me twice in about six years of running this route dedicated.

The customer at this stop is unpredictable, and sometimes the guy has a fight with his wife and wakes me up really early. Cool with me. Let's get rolling. So one morning I hear knock knock knock at about 7:00 (stop normally unloads at 10) and think "Oh great, Earl had a fight with Melissa again, and this time I really could use some more shut-eye." So I poke my head out, and "Earl" is this bucked toothed woman hanging off the side of my truck.

"I thought you might like a wakeup call." "What?" I rub my eyes. "A wakeup call." "Uh." "I'm trying to hustle some money." "Oh. I don't have any money."

That ended it. I went back to sleep, and it wasn't until I woke back up three hours later that I realized I had just spied my first bonafide prostitute in the flesh. Getting laid never even crossed my mind at that hour. My boss and I joked about this for a long time, about how you know you're getting old when you'd rather sleep than get laid. Not that I was looking anyway, mind you. I could probably be coaxed into cheating on my wife by the right gorgeous lady, but fortunately for her, the gorgeous ladies aren't exactly into hands who could make the cut for the 7-Up Truck Driver Calendar in the first place. :D

There was another one at the same place, months or years later, but that story is not as interesting.