Well apparently, those of you who haven't seen lizards haven't been to Ontario West. I think some nights there's more Lot Lizards than Drivers there. I don't mind staying there because it's comical watching the security allegedly catch them. I think the security are probably their pimps because everyone knows where the lizards are but security never seem to catch them. Go figure!!!

The lizards usually won't bother female drivers if they know we're female. I've never had a knock on my door there because they see me until it's dark out then I close my curtains. Our yard is dirt and I have wicked Asthma. Prefer to stay over there so I can breath. Besides the entertainment is free. I don't have a t.v., d.v.d or laptop on my truck, intentionally so I don't get mesmerized by the tube.

I looked out one night and saw three lizards that looked like Beyonce. I thought it was particularly distasteful that they had on bikini tops, thongs and stalleto [sp?] heels. I mean even the hookers can be mangled by some of these buffalo drivers. I'd be surprised if they are all alive anymore.

I keep telling everyone if they keep sending me to L.A. I'll start sounding like a Valley Girl and I'll know all the Lot Lizards by name. Have tried to stay east of Colorado because we don't have a lot of freight out there. Got tired of going up and down 5. Once I'd get up to Washington or Oregon they'd shoot me right back down to L.A. Right when I thought I'd be out of there, presto bingo I was right back.

A friend's story:
One of my long time Driver friend's said he had a gorgeous gal proposition him. He couldn't resist-he said he really needed a BJ. Once he asked the price he was busted. When he called to get sympathy from me I was laughing so hard I couldn't stop. Guess, he was wrong about getting any sympathy from me. He proceeded to tell me that it cost him big time because he had to pay to get bailed out, get a lawyer and pay a fine.

He didn't have any credit cards with him so he called his boss. The boss bailed him out and said, "do you think you can finish the weekend without getting horny." I couldn't stop laughing, I told him you've been a driver for years and you should know that if something looks that good it's probably undercover. He wasn't particularly pleased with my response. But he certainly hasn't been stupid enough to attempt that again.

I always find it puzzling why some men think that B.J.s are o.k. with these disease infested creatures when they won't do anything else with them. Disease is disease it isn't just in one location guys. HELLO...

Lot lizards are fun to play with. Leave them alone, they have a hard enough time when I'm around. And that is usually around 2:00am over by any of the truckstops in Dallas.

What i like to do is find one on the radio, talk sweatly to her, then tell her I haven't been with a woman in months, and if she comes to my truck, she can leave with a pair of bens. Then I pick out a truck, (usually one of JB), tell her where I am parked, and tell her to bang on the drivers side door really loud, because I don't hear that well.

Then I sit back, and watch the fun. Sometimes, more than one will go. :twisted:

Always good fun during a lunch break. :wink:

That's an endearing quality. :roll: :x My question would be, because you have an axe to grind with JB, it's OK to screw with the drivers, interrupt their sleep, and cause problems? Suppose you piss a driver off badly enough that he feels he needs to go elsewhere, gets a few miles down the road, nods off and kills himself or someone on the road.

Wow...

Good luck handling the feedback on this one. :roll:

Well, my answer is YES. And I don't lose any sleep over it either. And guess what? I didn't come up with this, I saw it done before, the first time on myself.

As far as my axe goes, I've been grinding this axe for a long time, now, and I don't expect people here to like it so much when I fool around with JB, weather on this board, or on the road. And I've been called everything in the book here, so I don't really care about the feedback, just know I'm going to respond.

And yes people, I am that big of a A$$HOLE. Never said I wasn't. :wink:

You said it, not me. :roll:

I'm just trying to figure out what you are trying to accomplish with all this? If you're out to make enemies, you're making them by the bucketloads. No one on this board puts any stock in what you say and most people are wondering about mental stability now. I get the PM's. :roll: Sheepdancer is loving it because drivers are going to him by the bucketloads, too. You've been a great advertising campaign for them, enough that we even checked IP's to see if you were a JB plant. Yes, it's been that over-the-top.

But all that, is what it is. I have stayed out of it, up until you appear to think it's funny to screw with a driver and his sleep, just because he's with JB. Frankly, that's beyond juvenile. Sure, a prank is a prank...but to actively seek out a JB driver because you have a beef with JB is flat out obsessive.

There's a term you should learn.

"Let it go, already."

:roll: :roll:

Jeez, having a personal problem with the corporate people of a company is one thing, but messing around and causing problems with random drivers is just borderline psychotic. Just for chits and giggles you are messing with another drivers livelyhood.
Cluggy is kind of like one of those drivers who just randomly calls the "how am I driving" 800 numbers on the back of trucks and makes up incidents to get them in trouble.
Cluggy, bragging about doing this and then putting the name of your employer and where you live on this board isnt too smart. Eventually one of those drivers you are messing with might find this board and take revenge. Just like you are randomly messing with their lives, they can do the same.

Yeah, I can't imagine they would be too happy at the way you are representing the company you work for. What happens when someone gets fed up and puts in a call to Martin and riles things up? It wouldn't be too hard to figure out the driver behind it. Then what happens...do you go back to JB and try to get a job?

Let them go for it. My employer knows I'm a A$$HOLE, but I drop fuel by the thousands of gallons per night, and make him a boatload of money. He doesn't care what I do on my offtime. He only cares when I don't do my job. Most employers are like that.

And I do my job. As for the 800 number crack, I don't do that. Nice try, though.

Actually, I spent some time reading cluggys thread about how great his job is.....seems he has been "job hopping" quite a bit from those great jobs.. :lol:
Seems he left Martin Eagle, then went to Southwest Petrolium, then for some reason his boss was "acting funny" towards him and he quit and went to Coastal. That didnt work out so he quit and went back to Southwest.
Attention message board friends...WE HAVE FOUND THE TRUE CAUSE OF DRIVER TURNOVER IN THE INDUSTRY.....His name is Cluggy.

How much is he worth as a rehire to you, SD? ;)