LOL! Now that's funny! :lol: :lol:

STUPID HUMAN TRICKS part 3

A few nights back I pulled into the lot of yet another company store. Got everything set up for what I had thought was going to be a routine unloading ceremony.

I was wrong!!!

Just as I had finished hooking up the vapour and gas hose to the premium tank's co-axial fitting I heard a bit of a rukus coming from the store which, was blocked from my view. I tried to ignore the commotion until I saw a guy running around the back of the trailer and hearing people yelling at him. Again, I took it in stride. I was in Downtown Goldsboro and anything was bound to happen on any given night.

Anyway, as the guy ran around the trailer he tripped over the co-axial fitting and landed flat on his face. I started walking up to him to see how bad he was hurt when a little white dog come running around the trailer barking it's damn fool head off. I stopped and looked back towards the front of the truck to see if there was a video crew filming for a new Reality show! Didn't see any...

A few folks from the store came up and stated that the now prone person had attempted to shoplift something from the store!
The Law arrived within a few minutes as well as the EMS folks. One LEO asked me if I had touched the guy while he was laying on the ground. I told him that I had no intentions of touching anyone stupid enough to run around a gas trailer.
I did tell the LEO that the incident did make a rather boring night a bit more exciting but it was time to head home and take a long break.
He did agree...

:shock:
How crazy is that! That's funny.

What happened to the dog? :P

Doc that bird story was a good one LOL.

Wow page 52 I have been gone for quite sometime.

Ok !! Dr Who...Time for some new stories ?? I really enjoy reading them,and thanx for the ones you've already shared with us.

He's probably out there somewhere, filling up his customers with gas. :P :lol:
He should be back shortly to tell us of his adventures. :lol:

Actually the gas hauling has come to an end. The med doctor has determined that I have developed Epilepsy and the driving has come to a screeching halt so, the gas hauling tales will be put on hold as well as any other driving....

Time for the next round of meds will be back later....

doc I really hope the meds work. I can not imagine no driving, so you going to write that book, go back to work for the red cross?
When all else fails do something, anything, but do something.
Wishing you all the best. Mike

Well, sorry to hear that, Doc. I dont know if they can do anything for ya, but I hope you get some good meds. Probably, Dilantin.

Jackrabbit there are alot more meds than just Dilanton out there it is just the first one they use since it has the fewest side effects and also treats the widest types of epilepsy. Once they pin down what kind he has down they can put him on specialized types for it and they are all very good just some of them have differant side effects. Some cause minor phsycotic issues some cause weight gain others weigh loss. Still more cause a nasty rash others make you puke your guts out others cause birth defects from men still others make you an insomniac others make you a narcoleptic.