Nope-I didn't deliver at either Kmart Or Walmart.
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I was somewhere in the vininity of Trenton, NJ. Lost, and then some. Got bad directions from two toll booth supervisors. Wound up on 1 and 19 south (20 miles to find a place to turn around and come back).
Any way, I'm lost. Found a place to park on the berm, next to another truck. Looking for a pay phone. Saw a woman walking toward the other truck, figured she's a lady trucker walking back from the Mickey D's a block away. She comes up to me and says, "you look like you're lost. Would you like a date?" Just my luck, a street walker at the end of the week when I'm out of money. So I say, "this is the place I'm looking for." She says, "one block up, turn left, three blocks, turn right, two blocks." So, it's rush hour. I finally get there, and she's walking and one block ahead of me. |
One time I was walking down Geary Street in San Francisco, hooker came up to me and asked me if I wanted to party. I told her I doubt she could afford me. - She got a little huffy, but went away. 8)
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Good one mate! I think you started a new thread entitled "If I hung my wifes panties?" ... :lol: :lol: If I hung my wifes panties on the windscreen I would fall off the truck cos I usually wear em! :lol: |
goodluck
goodluck
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Some guys pass up all the best luck.. http://www.thewebwheeler.com/forums/...milies/m2c.gif
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rear view mirror?
so...since when did they start putting rear view mirrors on trucks windshields anyway?
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Good one aztrucker. :D Drive safe everyone. :)
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