trucking annonyms
 

I am getting back into OTR and was explaining to my girlfriend some of the goofy thing drivers say on the C.B. I was trying to remember all of the "names" people associate with company's and forgot alot of them. If anyone knows some I don't mention please post them because she thinks these are freaking hilarious...thanks

C.R.S.T.
Cedar Rapids super truckers
crashed and rebuilt Schneider trucks
cruising real slow today
can't remember shiat

Werner
we enlist rookies no experience required

Roehl
rolls over every hill last

M.C.T.
Mexican chicken trucks

I'm sure there was more but can't remember shiat.(ex- CRST driver)

One of the funniest I've seen is for Swift

Swing Wide, It's a Freakin' Trailer

:lol:

Naww, JB Hunt's !!! It's been a classic for over 20 years !!!

I won't say it here as it does have one particular word that may be deemed unfit or make some uncomfortable.

But you old timers know exactly what it is :wink:

mmm
 

LOL@swift

also slow wagon in front of traffic
and steer wide I flunked training

just reminded me swift backwards is two fags in a white semi

not an old timer but I do know the john boy has joke

thanks for not posting the bad stuff

these are great keep em coming

WERNER

We Employ Rednecks No Experience Required

Every
New
Guy
Leaves
After
Ninty
Days

***

ha ha....can't believe I've never heard the England one.....that almost sounds like something the company could use when recruiting

still smiling......my girlfriend wants to know what kind of dog that is....she says it looks cute like a little ewok

What

John

Boy

Has

Us

Newbies

Trucking

In

New

Centurys????

there ya go doc....you did it with a clean version...never heard the inc. part pretty good.

BTW doc I haven't had the time to post yet but the stories on your topic are great. my grandfather is a 40 retiree and everytime I hear one of your story's it reminds me of him and my childhood listening to his story's of "the monfort lane". I even called him to tell him about it, but at 84 years of age he's probably not gonna write any story's. I'm going to our family reunion this weekend in southern IL, and maybe I can get a few to post on your topic. Thanks again for the J.B. joke and keep the story's coming.

also. sorry if I made you feel old with the comparison to my grandfather, but at 27years old, most in the industry are older than me!

M.S. Carriers: (out of biz)
Movie Star

MDR:
Mississippi Drug Run

CFI:
Complete Freakin? Idiot

Swift:
Sure wish I had a fast truck

Swift = Stop Whining I'm #$%!ing Trying

Werner = We Employ Retards No Experience Required

CRST = Crash and Roll Stunt Team
Crash Ready Student Trucker

S l o w
Wagon
In
Fast
Traffic

PAM

Piss
And
Moan

PST

Pot
Smokin
Trucker

Or
Pretty
Stupid
Trucker

dang...got a friend at pam....that explains him perfectly



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LOL I used to work for themback in the days of the tiny little cabover internationals. And actually PAM stands for Paul Allen Miestri He was a JB hunt exec that left jb and took some of there customer base with him. That is how PAM started.

My grandpa used to drive with JB Hunt back in the day I think JB drove for Suprior or something like that back in the day. I also went and met him but would never drive for the SOB.

I was at a family function last weekend and one of my relatives drives for J.B. and loves it.... after talking to him for a while I noticed that J.B is a sorry excuse for a company. He told me a story about how they sent him to go drive a million mile drivers truck because the spoiled ba$tard refused to go to NYC. After the driver made him pay for the tolls on the GW bridge,(cause he said he was broke) they hit the dock, went into the lounge and found another JB driver he knew. Then the million mile driver called a Chinese restaurant and ordered delivery. My cousin called dispatch and told them and they laughed and said "Oh well he's been here 13 years, so he can do as he pleases"

Not the kind of company I want to drive for
JMO

Cedar
Rapids
Slow
Truck

Did
I
Go
Broke
Yet

Yes
By
God
I
Did

O.wner
O.perator
I.n
D.ebt
A.gain

P.Lease
R.mind Me
I.
M.ortgaged
E.very thing!

Digby
 

Digby

Did
I
Go
Broke
Yet

The signature has been updated I live in Baton Rouge haven't driven OTR since 9/10/1999 any company interested in a driver with class a cdl tpx excellent driving record here I am. I guess Digby will not find favor with me.

PRIME

Please
Remember
I'm
Missouri
Educated

K eep
L ate
L oads
M ovin'

J ust
B een
H ired
U sually
N ot
T rained

Also Menstrual Syndrome Carriers
===========================

WH Transportation
White House
Whore House
Where's Home

My wife came up with these 2 while we were eating lunch in a Wendy's one day. Sent my mouthful of Coca-Cola all over one of their windows over the first one.

CFI
Clueless F$%king Idiot

Few minutes later, NFI comes by

No F$%king Idea

CFI-Can't Find Indiana, Illinois, Idaho
NFI-No Finding Indiana, Illinois, Idaho

swift backwards


Two
Faggets
In a
White
Semi


:P :P :P

T trucker
Y your
S staying
O over
N night


the main reason i left them

SWIFT
 

See
What
I
F#@k up
Today

PTL
Poor
Tired and
Lonely

J esus
B oy
H aven't
U
N o
T rainin

O ver
D ose

T rash
C an

F unny
F arm
E xpress

How can all you drivers in your Freightshakers leave out gone but not forgotten CF, corn flakes :shock: Why with out CF you might be driving a Pete or KW, or even a Diamond Reo, thanks a lot CF :lol:

CF Loooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnggggggggg GONE

hey, I could have said PIE, but I never remember calling them anything but pie. I would have worked for them just for the name,

Pacific Intermountain Express.

Did any trucking company ever have a better name?

another, gone, loooooooooooooooong gone

I was gonna move out west and drive for them but I didn't.
Funny Thing about corn flake-During the winter they could have the most God-Awful weather imagineable but CF never shut them down until THREE of them ended up in the ditch and THEN they would shut them down. :P

All I know is that I hated following those Wiggle Wagons in high winds or a snow storm.

okay, I'll play along. These are some I've heard for TMC. I'm sure there is more

Too Much Chrome

Truckers Marine Corp.

The MickeyMouse Club

We're an easy target when you just have acronyms for your name but it's all in good fun. :D

I think the funniest I heard was one driver talking bout all the Schneider eggs on a particular stretch of highway. Another come over and said "If you think that's bad , I just seen a JB Hunt driver sitting on one, trying to hatch it...."

JB Hunt

John's Boys Holding Up National Traffic

or

Just Been Hired Unfortunately Not Trained

Swift

Slow Wagon in Fast Traffic

How about K&B-Kibbles & Bits