trucking annonyms
 

I am getting back into OTR and was explaining to my girlfriend some of the goofy thing drivers say on the C.B. I was trying to remember all of the "names" people associate with company's and forgot alot of them. If anyone knows some I don't mention please post them because she thinks these are freaking hilarious...thanks

C.R.S.T.
Cedar Rapids super truckers
crashed and rebuilt Schneider trucks
cruising real slow today
can't remember shiat

Werner
we enlist rookies no experience required

Roehl
rolls over every hill last

M.C.T.
Mexican chicken trucks

I'm sure there was more but can't remember shiat.(ex- CRST driver)

One of the funniest I've seen is for Swift

Swing Wide, It's a Freakin' Trailer

:lol:

Naww, JB Hunt's !!! It's been a classic for over 20 years !!!

I won't say it here as it does have one particular word that may be deemed unfit or make some uncomfortable.

But you old timers know exactly what it is :wink:

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LOL@swift

also slow wagon in front of traffic
and steer wide I flunked training

just reminded me swift backwards is two fags in a white semi

not an old timer but I do know the john boy has joke

thanks for not posting the bad stuff

these are great keep em coming

WERNER

We Employ Rednecks No Experience Required

Every
New
Guy
Leaves
After
Ninty
Days

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ha ha....can't believe I've never heard the England one.....that almost sounds like something the company could use when recruiting

still smiling......my girlfriend wants to know what kind of dog that is....she says it looks cute like a little ewok

What

John

Boy

Has

Us

Newbies

Trucking

In

New

Centurys????