10 MISTAKES WOMEN MAKE.....
I may get FLAMED for this... But then, I'm not the author. In fact, the author is a woman. And, it was published in an attempt to try to improve relationships....... (arms covering head and face......)
Quote:
|
|
:oops:
( :lol: :lol: :lol: :evil: ) |
The biggest mistake my ex gf's have been made is wanting to talk to me on the phone while backing into a dock and getting crazy mad when i say I'll call back in 5 minutes.
The 2nd is when I say I'm coming home and dispatch calls me 5 minutes later with a very profitable load keeping me out long. Crazy madness resumes. I could *almost* deal with the above 10 no-no's (well, maybe the one relating to dental issues :wink: ) |
Uhh, ladies, I'm not quite as picky as wind here.
Except for number 10. You don't use teeth there, and I won't use teeth down there either. |
The biggest mistake a woman can
make, is to not have my frigging dinner ready, and on the table After I bust my balls all freaking week for her |
Thanks for sharing information. That's very kind.
|
How to REALLY turn a man on!!!
3. Forgetting to stay feminine.
Between major weight gain, bodily functions, and divulging daily care habits, a lot of women fail to remain branded in their men's brains as sexy. While self-care and what we do in the loo is nothing to be ashamed of, keep it in the bathroom. Don’t talk about shaving, your period, your last bowel movement, etc. Strive to stay trim and look your best, and apparently effortlessly at that. While he wants you to be the girl-next-door in so many ways, he also wants to eternally see you as his sex goddess. Goddess Of WHAT! HAHAHA I laughed at that!! Bodily functions. LOL. :roll: My husband is clearly not worried about how sexy he is around me. I have to get up nearly every night and hunt down the bed covers cause Lord only knows where the bed comforter went when the 'grenade' blew! If he isnt worried about what I think about him being sexy or not, why should I worry about what he thinks either? I was a bit bashful, embarrassed about it our first few years, but later on after being sick of his flatulence every night, I decided it was time for revenge! SO one night when he did it, I felt the bed shaking cause he was laying over there laughing to himself wondering when the aroma was gonna hit me... I thought to myself, "well heck, I'm tired of this". :evil: so I just hauled off and let him have it! You should have seen the shock and awe on his face! :shock: He definately was not expecting that! Even the dog jumped and looked at me funny! He started laughing so hard, I thought he was gonna bust the elastic in his underwear! (I'll be dipped! THAT turned him on.???? ) :roll: It always turned me OFF! To my disbelief He was ready to 'get wild' after that. So if you are hitched up with a redneck, I dont think all those rules apply :wink: |
Re: How to REALLY turn a man on!!!
Quote:
That falls under the rule KNOW your mate. The converse of that: Your mate should take the time and engery to Know you. Something that may take time but has a great return to those who invest. Whatever floats your boat. Or His boat. :wink: By the way Stardust3996 welcome to CAD. TW |
Quote:
Big difference. :D |
All times are GMT. The time now is 05:23 PM. |
User Alert System provided by
Advanced User Tagging v3.3.0 (Lite) -
vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2024 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.