Yeah... can't you SEE how bored we all are? Heck, some threads have been drug up out of the basement this week!! :shock:

Story time, with Rev.Vassago

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Margie. Now Margie was different than other boys and girls. Margie's parents didn't hold her enough as a baby, and she developed self esteem issues, which manifested themselves as narcissism.

One day, Margie got a job working at the front desk of a trucking company. A couple of the overweight truckers who worked there who hadn't gotten laid in months told Margie that she was hot. Margie, in her desperation to be noticed, took these pigs compliments as meaning that everyone thought she was hot. Sadly, though, this was far from the truth.

Margie started following one trucker named Johnson around. She would be really annoying, and drive him up a wall. One day, Johnson mentioned a trucking message board that he posts on. So, like a little lap dog, Margie went to the trucking message board. Even though she was new there, she started posting insults at the veterans of the message board, in an attempt to get herself noticed. When several of the veteran posters at the message board started getting irritated by Margie, she started posting pictures of herself. Unfortunately, the pictures didn't help her, as she was wearing way too much makeup in them, and was posing in what was later referred to as "myspace angles" to make herself appear more attractive. When that failed, she started talking about her overweight boyfriend.

Ultimately, everyone decided that Margie was a joke, and her thread backfired against her. Eventually, even the modulation got in on the action, and started poking fun at her.

The moral of this story? Don't be like Margie - don't be a narcissistic egomaniac unless you have the goods to back it up.

The end.

:lol: :lol: :lol: thanks for the bed time story Rev. :lol: :lol: :lol:

oh, and can I get some milk & cookies before I go to sleep?

Was that supposed to be funny or intended hurt someones feelings? :?

Yeah but that would make you only in your mid 30's.

U R so right, shame on me! :cry:

Rev, sucha lovely story, it made me..... sniffley.....so touching........ahem....., ok, I'm alright, just give me a min........ :sad:

I don't know - do you know someone named Margie that the story resembles?


Kindly remove the stick from your butt before you post. Just sayin'. :wink:

Some people are just too busy for this sort of nonsense. :roll:
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...nd10/hurry.jpg

Rev, your the "goatse man" aren't you? http://forum.explosm.net/images/smilies/barf.gif

Isn't there a few more things she could have been doing Roadhog. :lol:

who?
 

:oops: Ahhh, who`s Maggie? :shock:

No, that's ben45750. :lol:

BUMP

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...and10/ouch.jpg

Aww crap...sorry. :P

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's the best thing that's been posted on this entire thread

Oh, you got exactly what you wanted, attention, poor maggie must not get enough attention at home, don't you get enough attention from your big boyfriend. OHHHHHH, only 2 more votes, maggie must be really starving for attention, so much so that she has to get it on an internet trucking message board, btw I've seen prettier lot lizards, you ain't as hot as you think you are.

You sound like you have the mentality of a highschooler, grow up little girl, in the real world nobody gives a s**t about how hot you think you are. Save this crap for your little MySpace friends.

You have not posted one intelligent thing on this message board since you joined.

BTW did anyone look at her myspace page, they think this is a big joke over there.

hmmm. What is the resemblance uncanny too? or are you referring to to the jpg name "ajolie"?

I'll keep it on the qt...... shhhhhhh

The "myspace angle" bravo sir :o

Yeah, that paparazzi does a great job with that myspace angle. :wink:

It certainly is over here. :)

How 'bout a bowl of Corn'flakes'? :wink:

wow.... ya'll are OUT OF CONTROL... luckily Im fairly busy and don't have time to make ya'll look like the fools that you really are. But its whatever, I'll have plenty of time for that later :wink:

The funniest part is SHE still doesn't get it. Maybe CAD needs to set up some kind of IQ test before people are allowed to post. :roll:

We all know that maggie is just an "attention whore" and will take any attention that she can get.

If we stop giving her the attention that she wants she will probably just go away.

ah gee, now shes just too busy for us, thats a dern shame :roll:

As the novelty has worn off and the PM volume has risen, it's time to lock things down. Consider this the plexiglass shield that seperates the monkeys from the visitors.

;)