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golfhobo 05-09-2007 10:39 AM


Originally Posted by Twilight Flyer

Yeah, wouldnt it be easier to just make this all magically disappear?
What, and take away everyone's fun? Perish the thought. ;)

Yeah... can't you SEE how bored we all are? Heck, some threads have been drug up out of the basement this week!! :shock:

Rev.Vassago 05-09-2007 10:42 AM

Story time, with Rev.Vassago

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Margie. Now Margie was different than other boys and girls. Margie's parents didn't hold her enough as a baby, and she developed self esteem issues, which manifested themselves as narcissism.

One day, Margie got a job working at the front desk of a trucking company. A couple of the overweight truckers who worked there who hadn't gotten laid in months told Margie that she was hot. Margie, in her desperation to be noticed, took these pigs compliments as meaning that everyone thought she was hot. Sadly, though, this was far from the truth.

Margie started following one trucker named Johnson around. She would be really annoying, and drive him up a wall. One day, Johnson mentioned a trucking message board that he posts on. So, like a little lap dog, Margie went to the trucking message board. Even though she was new there, she started posting insults at the veterans of the message board, in an attempt to get herself noticed. When several of the veteran posters at the message board started getting irritated by Margie, she started posting pictures of herself. Unfortunately, the pictures didn't help her, as she was wearing way too much makeup in them, and was posing in what was later referred to as "myspace angles" to make herself appear more attractive. When that failed, she started talking about her overweight boyfriend.

Ultimately, everyone decided that Margie was a joke, and her thread backfired against her. Eventually, even the modulation got in on the action, and started poking fun at her.

The moral of this story? Don't be like Margie - don't be a narcissistic egomaniac unless you have the goods to back it up.

The end.

devildice 05-09-2007 10:55 AM


Originally Posted by Rev.Vassago
Story time, with Rev.Vassago

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Margie. Now Margie was different than other boys and girls. Margie's parents didn't hold her enough as a baby, and she developed self esteem issues, which manifested themselves as narcissism.

One day, Margie got a job working at the front desk of a trucking company. A couple of the overweight truckers who worked there who hadn't gotten laid in months told Margie that she was hot. Margie, in her desperation to be noticed, took these pigs compliments as meaning that everyone thought she was hot. Sadly, though, this was far from the truth.

Margie started following one trucker named Johnson around. She would be really annoying, and drive him up a wall. One day, Johnson mentioned a trucking message board that he posts on. So, like a little lap dog, Margie went to the trucking message board. Even though she was new there, she started posting insults at the veterans of the message board, in an attempt to get herself noticed. When several of the veteran posters at the message board started getting irritated by Margie, she started posting pictures of herself. Unfortunately, the pictures didn't help her, as she was wearing way too much makeup in them, and was posing in what was later referred to as "myspace angles" to make herself appear more attractive. When that failed, she started talking about her overweight boyfriend.

Ultimately, everyone decided that Margie was a joke, and her thread backfired against her. Eventually, even the modulation got in on the action, and started poking fun at her.

The moral of this story? Don't be like Margie - don't be a narcissistic egomaniac unless you have the goods to back it up.

The end.

:lol: :lol: :lol: thanks for the bed time story Rev. :lol: :lol: :lol:

oh, and can I get some milk & cookies before I go to sleep?

05-09-2007 11:13 AM


Originally Posted by Rev.Vassago
Story time, with Rev.Vassago

Once upon a time, there was a little girl named Margie. Now Margie was different than other boys and girls. Margie's parents didn't hold her enough as a baby, and she developed self esteem issues, which manifested themselves as narcissism.

One day, Margie got a job working at the front desk of a trucking company. A couple of the overweight truckers who worked there who hadn't gotten laid in months told Margie that she was hot. Margie, in her desperation to be noticed, took these pigs compliments as meaning that everyone thought she was hot. Sadly, though, this was far from the truth.

Margie started following one trucker named Johnson around. She would be really annoying, and drive him up a wall. One day, Johnson mentioned a trucking message board that he posts on. So, like a little lap dog, Margie went to the trucking message board. Even though she was new there, she started posting insults at the veterans of the message board, in an attempt to get herself noticed. When several of the veteran posters at the message board started getting irritated by Margie, she started posting pictures of herself. Unfortunately, the pictures didn't help her, as she was wearing way too much makeup in them, and was posing in what was later referred to as "myspace angles" to make herself appear more attractive. When that failed, she started talking about her overweight boyfriend.

Ultimately, everyone decided that Margie was a joke, and her thread backfired against her. Eventually, even the modulation got in on the action, and started poking fun at her.

The moral of this story? Don't be like Margie - don't be a narcissistic egomaniac unless you have the goods to back it up.

The end.

Was that supposed to be funny or intended hurt someones feelings? :?

Mack2 05-09-2007 11:16 AM


Originally Posted by golfhobo

Originally Posted by Mack2
I'm ugly so forget about me.

Golfhobo your 50 I though you were a little younger than that. :shock:

You must have seen my picture somewhere (maybe the post office?) Most people seem to think I'm in my low 40's. The winner so far, was about 38! :shock:

Uh oh.... now I'M gonna be accused of trying to stroke my ego! :lol:

But, unlike the Rev, I'm not claiming to be "dead sexy!" :wink:

[Remember, I told you once that I was about twice your age?]

Yeah but that would make you only in your mid 30's.

shyykatt 05-09-2007 11:26 AM


Originally Posted by Twilight Flyer

Yeah, wouldnt it be easier to just make this all magically disappear?
What, and take away everyone's fun? Perish the thought. ;)

U R so right, shame on me! :cry:

Rev, sucha lovely story, it made me..... sniffley.....so touching........ahem....., ok, I'm alright, just give me a min........ :sad:

Rev.Vassago 05-09-2007 11:47 AM


Originally Posted by Prodigy
Was that supposed to be funny or intended hurt someones feelings? :?

I don't know - do you know someone named Margie that the story resembles?


Kindly remove the stick from your butt before you post. Just sayin'. :wink:

Roadhog 05-09-2007 11:53 AM

Some people are just too busy for this sort of nonsense. :roll:
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...nd10/hurry.jpg

05-09-2007 12:04 PM


Originally Posted by Rev.Vassago

Originally Posted by Prodigy
Was that supposed to be funny or intended hurt someones feelings? :?

I don't know - do you know someone named Margie that the story resembles?


Kindly remove the stick from your butt before you post. Just sayin'. :wink:

Rev, your the "goatse man" aren't you? http://forum.explosm.net/images/smilies/barf.gif

Mack2 05-09-2007 12:05 PM


Originally Posted by roadhog
Some people are just too busy for this sort of nonsense. :roll:
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...nd10/hurry.jpg

Isn't there a few more things she could have been doing Roadhog. :lol:


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