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You've obviously put more thought into this than I have. I'll agree with the whole paragraph above. Your right, the money that our government is sending will probably be allocated to just a few pockets, while the people starve.
Well, it’s not that I’ve put much thought into it…it’s just common sense. It should be something that should be foremost in the mind of ALL politicians from both sides of the aisle. Unfortunately, it’s not and has not been that way for years and years. Today, it’s all about throwing a wad of cash at something and pretending it’s the solution, when in fact, it’s the very worst thing that can be done.You've obviously put more thought into this than I have. I'll agree with the whole paragraph above. Your right, the money that our government is sending will probably be allocated to just a few pockets, while the people starve.
Take the auto industry bail-out. The government solution? Throw billions at the companies and for what? What exactly did they accomplish? Not a damn thing. Did the industry put a bunch of people back to work? Maybe a few. What that bailout did mostly was pay off some debt and fatten up a bunch of CEO’s bank accounts and they’re still right where they were when they screwed things up in the first place.
How about this.
We’re going to redo the State of the Union. I don’t f’ing care if we just did one, you stupid butt-kissing yellow twit. Did you see the response I got? People think I’m a f’ing retard. And government is too big, so you're fired! Ford will be hiring in a week. Go get a job and start building cars.
Hello citizens of the United States! Here’s the deal. I’m running this gol darned show and I’m done doling out your taxes to CEO fat cats and corrupt foreign governments. Give me a week to put the plan in place. That’s it for now…go back to watching CSI. I’ll have your answer before next week’s episode.
Hello, Ford? We are the government. We are placing an order for 1 million eco-friendly Ford Focus’s, which we will in turn use for our program to put welfare people back to work. $20 billion for the order? No sweat…here is a 10% down payment…2 billion. Use that money to put your people back to work. The rest will be paid upon delivery of the vehicles. And the fact that you know that $8 billion more in coming should easily help you manage your debt. Now get to work getting out of debt.
Hello Mr. Welfare recipient? I have a deal for you. Get a job. I don’t care if you flip burgers at McDonalds…that’s a job. Once you have secured employment for 30 days, we will lease this brand new Ford Focus to you. The lease price is free….you pay for gas. As long as you continue to maintain your job and work an average of 25 hours a week, you may keep the car. If you lose your job, you have 15 days to find a new one or you return the car. If you remain gainfully employed for 36 months for 25+ hours a week average, we sign the title of the car over to you. And remember, flipping burgers isn’t beneath you if that’s all there is.
Next!
Hello Haiti? We’re really sorry for what happened down there and we want to help. But as a government, we aren’t going to dole out a single dime to you because we know that money won’t get to the people that need it. We have 300+ million American citizens that will be texting Haiti to 90999. Get your aid donations that way. We’ll be sending something different. Give us a day and we’ll get back to you.
Hello ABC construction? Start hiring and get to training. We want you to send 500 construction workers to Haiti. We will pay their salaries and all expenses down there and feed you $1 million per month while your people are in Haiti, to deal with organizational expenses. In addition, we will buy whatever equipment you will need to take down there, so spare no expense. Your people will be there for 12 to 24 months. Rebuild Haiti. When you are done, you keep all the equipment we purchased for you and we’ll lay down a $10 million bonus for you and your employees to split.
Hello Haiti? Help is on the way. And when things are rebuilt, ask me about our Ford Focus plan and maybe we’ll have something else to help you crawl out of the 3rd world gutter.
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OK, let's see...what did I accomplish in the last 6 months? Hmmm... reduced unemployment by 2%, reduced government welfare payments by $100 million, reduced emmissions and dependancy on foriegn oil, reduced foreign imports, enabled one American automaker to move into the black, and increased retail sales in everything from cars to tools to televisions. Not a bad 180 days. Let's see what else I can fix.
So there you have it. Twilight Flyer’s plan of not giving away a bunch of cash for nothing. Pretty simple when you boil it down. Unfortunately, common sense deserted our government a long time ago.
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I'll see what I can do but she's 60 years old now TF. Some of her pieces are rearranged by now. God speed though and have a safe journey.
I was in 7th grade when Buck Rogers aired. Erin Gray played Colonel Wilma Deering. I fell in love with her then and the crush has not dissipated. I never watched Silver Spoons because I wanted to put an axe through the television anytime Little Lord Fauntleroy (Schroeder) showed his face. Erin is 60 years old? That just means she’s more experienced. I'll see what I can do but she's 60 years old now TF. Some of her pieces are rearranged by now. God speed though and have a safe journey.