And don't forget to get on your CB and complain about 4-wheelers driving habbits, because you know everybody knows how good a pro you are in a big truck, you'd never drive that stupid behind a vehicle with just 4 wheels.

those are good

I must say I really enjoyed ready these...Made my day mch better.

I would like to add one to this, i thouroughly enjoy when drivers help me "practice" my passing skills, fly by me doing 75 then get in front of me and slow to 60, this gives me the perfect opportunity to take my slowly governed truck out in the left lane and show you that i know how to pass as well, I prefer that we do this atleast 10 to 20 miles at a time just to make sure I've got the hang of it. And one more thing, if you could make sure that you're truck is from somewhere around the border of Mexico, not any newer than a 96, preferably a FLD120 with a front bumper hanging on by a thread, that would be greatly appreciated, i love the anticipation of a bumper falling off at 70mph, makes for good times..........

Ooooh, oooooh, one of my favorites is the "pro-driver" aka "bigtimeloser*********moron" that insists on taking his cellphone into a stall in a rest room and talking to his "sweetie".... I don't know about you....but I prefer taking a dump without listening to some "yahoo" talking to his "main squeeze"..... Is nothing sacred anymore?

I'm just wondering if he can see the toilet paper dispenser with his phone to his ear. :lol2:

Not if the dispenser is on his left.:lol:

Lock the thread!! We are not going to get a funnier line then that.

Don't forget:

When on foot (which should be least often as possible) make sure you walk out in front of trucks driving through the parking lot. They have to slam on their brakes to stop for you, you're a pro, their not.

When in the truck drive 50 mph through the truckstop parking lot. Those wusses trying to get inside or into a spot have to stop for a pro like you.

Take showers as little as possible. People can tell by your smell you're a pro.

Find something to complain about at every full service restaraunt. It doesn't matter what it is or if you're consistent, you're a pro and they should treat you as such. Also never tip after making a commotion about stupid stuff, they should tip you since you're a pro.

Walk out on the tab whenever possible and make the watress who's making $2 an hour pay for your meal. She owes it to a pro such as yourself.

Don't ever wait in line with the other, non pro drivers at a shipper/consignee. Rush to the front and demand they take you right then, even if your appointment is 3 hours from now or was 3 hours ago. You deserve to be loaded/unloaded before everyone else. Cursing and screaming will help solidify the fact that you are indeed a pro.

Whine and complain about every company out there except the one you work for (cause it's perfect) on every Internet message board, coffee shop, and on the cb. In three months when you decide to change jobs again (or are fired) promptly go to same locations and complain about how they are the worst in the business. Find another perfect job, repeat.