I was driving on I-26 the other day when I went to pass this slow moving JB Hunt truck. As I pass I look over at the driver and see that he is driving, but standing up in the seat at the same time. So I pick up the microphone and inquisitively ask "what are you doing JB Hunt"? After a few seconds of dead air he comes back and replies: " I just crapped my britches". Well, after several seconds of pondering I reply: "well if you just shat yourself you might as well go ahead and sit down". He wasted no time in coming back and said the following: "I will, when I'm done"!

I've heard a guy on the CB once, asking if farts were supposed to have lumps in them... Figured he was just having fun with everybody.