Tuesday April 24, 2009 ~~API Washington Journal Press Release
Michelle Obama was detained today @ 19:34 hours after beating the crap out of Barack on the White House front lawn. Secret Service also took quite a beating trying to contain her. She was repeatedly tased, and kept ripping the taser leads off and viciously attacking the Agents. Several Agents were also dealt severe groin injuries....with shouts and accusations of protecting that no good cheating SOB, witnesses claim.
Barack was rushed to George Washington University Hospital, to undergo surgery for facial lacerations, broken teeth, multiple broken ribs and a severe groin injury. "His face looked like a swollen smashed halloween pumpkin" says EMT Russel. The nature of the disagreement is still under investagation.
White house sources say Obama girl was also rushed away by ambulance, though this report is not yet confirmed.
Tuesday April 24, 2009 ~~API Washington Journal Press Release
In other news today, after a breakdown in fishing rights negotiations, Sarah Palin, rebuffed Governor of Alaska and former V.P candidate, started a shooting war with Russia when she allegedly pulled out an AR-15 and started blasting away at the Russian negotiators.
Reached for comment at his Crawford home, former President George W. Bush was quoted as saying, "Good shot!"
It was unknown at press time whether any nuclear missiles had left their silos.
indians win the world series. browns win the super bowl. buckeye win national chamionship. i get a big ole' large car to tool around in. i get a raise of 10 cents or more per mile. i get full company paid benefits from fed ex. my wife lets me move in 2 or 3 20 year old hot babes for group sex everynight of the week. i will win the mega millions jackpot and the powerball for an estimated net earnings of 350 million dollars. my hair will stop falling out and turning gray. my house will renovate itself. and mich. ultra will cost the same as natty light. and the cops will turn the other cheek to any and all dui infractions.
EDIT*** he will only get the girls if i get some boys
from nikki jeds wife
CAD is sold again in early spring of '09 to new owner Larry Flynt.
Mr. Flynt says he will bring many new features to the site in appreciation for Truckers being his no.1 US customer base.
Live chat rooms and group file sharing is expected.
