It's never been easier for truckers to get with my fat butt! We purchase your lizard bills and advance you the cash so you don't wait to get jiggy with my fat butt. I've been helping truckers with their fat butt needs since 1969
My fat butt gives TRUCKING businesses the power to ensure growth without diluting their beer flow or incurring fleas.
How it Works:
1. We establish the size of my fat butt
2. You complete your lizard transaction as usual
3. You send or deliver your lizard invoices directly to my fat butt
4. We verify that the service was performed
5. You can then get jiggy with my fat butt
It’s really that simple. And you can monitor the status of my fat butt online 24/7, on a real-time web-cam basis, at only $24.99 per second.
IF INTERESTED PLEASE CALL ME A SPAMMING RETARD.
Fatty Sue P.
Fat Butt Executive
800-555-5555 EXT 555
