So I walk into the flying -j And I have to piss pretty bad , As I've been holding for about 6 hours , And I walk into the bathroom ,and head for the urinals ,But there is some guy whacking off in front of them ,So I instead I quickly turn and head to the stalls , And As I thumble to unzip my fly ,and piss I feel a hand on my shoulder ,and tongue on the back of my neck well this caused me to piss on the seat a little bit , However I quickly put my tool away , And turn around to see it's the same guy that was whacking off in front of the urinal , So I shove his srawny ass out of the stall and he trips and breaks a high heel , And then proceeds to ask me If I want a commercial...l luckily I don't want lipstick on my knuckles ,so I didn't punch him , But As I started to leave I could hear "HIM" bitching about the piss on the seats I had left , And then saying he was going to write about this on some message board to reach new drivers ... :shock: :

Are you fighting with headborg??
Did you read his post?? :shock:

Obviously you enjoyed the attention or you wouldnt have left the stall door open.