Have any poems, or stories about your pets, on board, or otherwise to share?... :wink:
05-23-2007 07:54 AM by
Guest
My dog Bart, he is fat and a savage.
He always farts and smells like a cabbage.
He's always licking himself till the cows come home.
I don't mind, he reminds me to answer the phone.
I get into bed and the fleas are there too.
I realize he was sleeping there, at least it wasn't poo.
His belly is so big it drags on the floor.
He likes my car when we drive to the store.
He's not a good watchdog, he's afraid of a cat.
My dog bart....he is fat.
I had a dog named Nantucket,
who's ....... Well ....... never mind :P
Well, Steve is a poet, and I didnt know it.
I had a dog that ran like the wind.
He wagged his tail when he was happy.
:? That's as far as I can go for now.
05-23-2007 05:45 PM by
Guest
I'm pretty sure they are going to kick all us guys out soon and make this a password protected forum.
I'm sitting here in Laredo Texas and the humidity is awefull. I just wish I didn't have that no so fresh feeling. Ya know!
Yeah, I am sure it can get hoomid down there.
That was a good one, Raven! I have to admit.
I DO write poetry, but can't say as I've ever written one about my dog. I DID once START a short story about him titled "HE TREATS ME LIKE A DOG!"
It was written from the DOG's point of view. You know, "HE calls me DOG! And says, Blah Blah, Bad Dog!" And so on.....
I'm going to finish it some day. Of course, the dog (like my EX) ran away along time ago... but that just leaves more royalty checks for ME!!
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Got this in my Email today... Thought I'd share it with all of you...
If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can get going without pep pills,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can ignore a friend's limited education and never correct him,
If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
..Then You Are Probably The Family Dog! :lol:
06-01-2007 08:53 AM by
Guest
I was thinking as I was reading the above, who the hell is writing this crapola. There isn't anyone on the face of the earth like that. Then I got to the last line!!! lol