Dear Santa,
I been good all yer and now I want a ferrari, some pretty beach girls from californya, loads o money and a bigger thing(You know)
Don,t cum down my chimney cos my mum got a gas fire and it will burn you butt. Also if you break my ferrari shoving it down the chimney, I will get Jimmy my bestest mate to break ya face.
I don,t belief in you but if you get my fings I want, I will think you are totally random.
Cheers Santa, ya a decent old pop
And where is Your letter to Santa?...... :wink: :lol:
