Anyone know where I can find some? You see, I have this problem and I'm sure I can find some help by letting my fingers do the walking. My problem? Well, it's kind of embarrassing. OK, OK...I'll tell you. I have no staying power. My wife left me because I couldn't...you know...do it. And my gerbil is threatening divorce, too. Can anyone help? I am desperate!
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