You forgot about a little monkey to ride shotgun with you. :lol:

ronjon, do i dare ask about the story that goes with your sigpic????

That is one extremely distrubing sigpic Ronjon619. My God, what a horrible life she portrays, this makes me very sad.

For today's standards just find a homeless bum living on the street and offer him five bucks for the clothes he is wearing. After he strips naked just take his clothes (no need to wash them), put them on, and you will fit right in.

Oh yeah..I also need tips on how to develop a southern drawl (already have a baritone voice) for cb use.

If anybody asks 'whar ya'll from, there boy" will I blow my cover if I tell them "California"? :lol:

3 WEEKS TO GO AND COUNTING.

All you need is "larry the cable guy" playing in the background while talking on the CB and you're set!

"will I blow my cover if I tell them "California"?" Yup, they'll think you're an element of a bowl of Granola. If you say SoCal, you may get by. BOL

Not if you are from Southern California. :P

I always tell them I am from the South.


Well...Southern California.....

all I wear is fake snake skin cowboy boots with a bright gren thong with a ripped up pink sex pistols t-shirt with a blue swift baseball cap, you'll get alot of looks better change the color of your thong....they might think you were my twin brother...