Well, I found the next thing I want to blow my money on:
HP Slate 500 Tablet PC overview - HP Small & Medium Business products

It's a 8.9" Windows 7 tablet pc. It also comes with a dock, which has 2 USB ports, Headphone/Mic jack, HDMI port & power adapter. Just slip it into the dock and go.

Best part is that it'll run all of the software I already own.

Worst part is that it's $799, but that's still close to what I paid for my laptop.