One of our guys at the driver's meeting told abut being awarded an instant ticket at a weigh station:
He was driving through the weigh station, knew he was OK, and was surprised when he got a red light. He had barely stopped on the scale when The Voice told him to bring his driver's license and report to the officer.
"Huh? Driver's License!", he thought. No problem, though. Just bring what you're asked - everyone knows that.
So he walks in, plops it down and the officer starts writing him a ticket!
"I'm giving you a ticket for no seat belt.", the cop says.
So our guy starts to say something and the officer hold up his hand in a manner that says "stop talking".
So the driver did.
Cop turns the ticket book around and points to where he wants it signed.
Driver signs.
Cop tears off a portion of the form, hands it to the driver and points toward the door.
Driver leaves.
So after he tells the story, The Boss says, "so do you wear a seat belt now?"
"Yeah, I do now", the driver says.
"So The Bear didn't need to say anything did he"?, says The Boss.
We thought it was pretty dang funny. :lol: