LOL Good answer Shyy. I agree with you there. I don't really travel with too much money. I carry my wallet in my hand usually or under my right arm. Drive safe everyone.
For walking around I learned in the Military to always have it in front pocket-Hard to have someone Pickpocket it when it's there and for Driving I always laid it somewhere in the truck-Having a wallet in your back pocket throws your back out of Alignment while driving.