Combine Operations.....
 

So, Jason and Alice whom have been operating under two seperate intities for the last several years, are combining forces in matrimonial bliss. Doing the wedding himself, will be none other than Rev. Vassago, from a secluded beach in Hawaii. The ceremony and the "festivities" as I like to call them will be broadcast on pay-per-view for a small fee of $19.95 per person. Reserve your seat now, as they will be going fast!!!!



Oh, and the only reason I put it in the owner/op section is because I will be owning and operating her, c'moan :shock: :lol:

:shock:

I have so much I want to say right now, but I will bite my tongue.

If thats her in the pic then looks like u in for a good ride.......ROGER!!

:lol: :lol: Now that is a good one! How long you leasin her and how much are your monthly payments? I couldn't resist! :lol: :lol:

I just threw up a little in my mouth.... :lol:

:D its all true

Ha... well said!


Congratulations, I think?

No it's not. :roll:

Re: Combine Operations.....
 

If I don't like the "festivities" can I get my money back. I can't see paying $19.95 for you only lasting 2 pumps. :D

I hope the merger goes well.

This entire thread is wrong on so many levels. :cry:

Jeezuz man is this your first PoA or something?

Its kinda true. I even got bumped from Teal's #1 spot on MySpace for her. He's making it up though :wink:

Sh$$t I thought you started a custom wheat harvesting operation and bought a new john deere, I wonder what flooreds husband thinks of this idea. :shock: :shock: :shock:

That chic is gross and fat if you look at her myspace page. Dont do it dude. She will blow up 3 times the size she is now a year from now.

He would be dating above the rim anyway.

What is the world coming to?

First these two are getting married.

Then, my Dad goes back to HHG today for Atlas Van Lines! :shock:

I guess the world as you know it, is coming to an end. :lol: :lol:

Are you stupid or what? She's got you hypnotized with her boobs and she's going to steal your truck.

You'd have to own a truck first :wink: The only one he owns has a bowtie on the grill. It is a nice one, don't get me wrong :lol:

Cats and dogs living in harmony...mass hysteria I tell you! :lol:

I just wanna be at the wedding hammered drunk giving a speech so slurred that only me and the drunks will understand.

Just remember Teal...whats now yours is hers, and whats hers is hers lol

Her photos do depict a phenomenal rack.... 8)

That reminded me of something I read on a bathroom wall in a bar one time and it stuck in my mind.

"I don't care how pretty she is some where there's a man that got tired of her $h*t!"
:lol:

Is that the same as the phrase"Show me the sexiest girl in the world and I will show you a guy who is tired of f&%*ing her".

Man. Am I glad things went awry, and I bailed off of that sinking boat! Anyways, I am actually married these days, married a girl I went to high school with, that I always had a thing for. AND, I'm expecting my first child (it's a boy) in October. See?? No matter how ****ed up some people get over a situation that they know nothing about, everything happens for a reason.

Congratulations on the marriage and the baby.

And he's back!

Oh come on. She isn't THAT bad...

Oh wait. Yes she is.

Whoever you married, you did better than All-ass. Congrats.

He speaks!

The admonistrator is back from the dead!

I can assure you, I am still dead. :D

For sure! Thanks Tony, sorry bout all the razzing and talking crap back in the day, it was mainly for entertainment purposes, no harm no foul.

Lost my mother on Easter Sunday of this year to cancer, so there has been a huge 180 degrees of learning and growing I have made in the past couple of years. I am no longer in trucking, wife runs a kidney dialysis clinic, and I own a pressure washing company and dabble a little in custom farming. Who woulda thunk it?? ;)