SO WHATS THE DEAL ABOUT LIZARDS?
My uncle told me to watch out for lizards.., so I have a few questions..maybe somebody could answer them!
#1. Do these lizards only live in desert areas?, all the lizards I see at the zoo seem to have come from hot areas #2. He said to find a lizard, go to the back of the lot where it is dark (they do not like light?) #3. Could you catch one of these lizards and keep them as a pet if your company allows pets in the truck? #4. If you did catch one and keep it for a pet will it require special handling or a cage, or can you just let it run around in the truck? #5. Where would be the best place to catch one of these lizards? #6. Does a lizard sleep during the day and stay up all night? #7. If I bought one of these lizards how much would they cost? #8. My wife does not like "crawly things", would a lizard count as one of those?? #9. Would it play nice with kids, or try and bite them? Thanks for the info! remember a friend will bail you out of jail, a buddy will be sitting right next to you saying "man was that fun or what!" |
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Possesion of more than one lizard requires a license.
Possesion af a lizard AND a wife requires a hazmat endorsement. |
handeling a lizard requires a special rubberized suit. remember they carry germs and viruses that are especially harmful to normal relationships. sometimes they are knowen to eat credit cards and loose cash. usually they require special drugs that are illegal in the trucking industry . drugs are necessary to them to just perform the basic reproductive actions, and pray that no reproduction happens. otherwise they make wonderfull pets. alas my better half will not let me have one. everytime i mention it she wants to come out in the truck for a few weeks with me.
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My cats like to catch and eat lizards. They also bag a pigeon or two.
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Re: SO WHATS THE DEAL ABOUT LIZARDS?
Originally Posted by benny the deuce: |
gee i did not realize these lizards can be such complicated creatures.
there seems to be several things to watch out for! My uncle told me trolling for them is kinda fun as well, he said to take a $20 bill and tie to a string and then let the string out about 20 feet behind you and then run around the parking lot. He said these lizards will actually fight over the "bait". He also said a cb radio can work to attract them, but not quite sure how that would work??? |
"lifespallette".....That was really good!!http://forumprog.free.fr/GS_7ece3a08...7acb1baf5a.png
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Curious about those Lizards
I just read here about these so called Lizards...sound interesting but I have never seen one
I drive from Chicago to Florida every week. I pass threw Nashville, Atlanta, Tampa, Orlando, Jacksonville etc sometimes I go to Boston and then back to Chicago what truck stops can you usually have them? |
Re: Curious about those Lizards
Originally Posted by mojoblues: Good luck hunting. |
Re: Curious about those Lizards
Originally Posted by SteveBooth: Only time I saw cops was when there was a decoy working. kc0iv |
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update
been getting pretty good at lizard baiting, just can't seem to catch one...will keep trying!
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Re: Curious about those Lizards
Originally Posted by SteveBooth: Originally Posted by mojoblues: Good luck hunting. http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y18...ilies/spit.gif http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y18...ilies/lolg.gif http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y18...ilies/lolg.gif |
What is the growing rate for a lizard?
Has rising gas prices caused the price of lizards to go up? Has anyone taken a lizard home, or is it best to return them to the same spot they were found? |
benny, once you catch your lizard, see how far it can open it's mouth and check out it's tongue. :shock: some of them are forked and aren't as good. :lol:
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Re: update
Originally Posted by benny the deuce: Even LIZARDS have standards! :roll: And I agree that Lifespallete's response should be a STICKY for all newbies! :lol: Good job! Hey, PACKRAT!! Where ya been? I thought maybe you'd been abducted down there in "Alien land!" :lol: :wink: |
Ooops!! GOTTA remember to check those Posting dates!! :oops: :lol:
Anybody know what happened to PackRat?? |
:rock: hilarious! What a great thread, even 2 yrs after it was originated it had some great answers that made me chuckle out loud. :lol:
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Do lizards come out every night, or mostly on weeknights, or weekends?
How much do lizards cost? |
new species of lizard?
after following your advise I have spent quite a lot of time watching for lizards. I seem to see them mostly in truck stops, with the Denver T/A being a prime gathering area!. Here I recently saw several types of lizards. I did some research and found scientific names for most of them!
#1. Scankystinky lizard #2. The oozingmouthsore lizard #3.The chunkymonkey waddling lizard #4. And even a toothless lizard!! BUT I found one that I think was a chamelon and not a lizard for it appeared as a female and some times and a male at others..so was that a changing lizard or a cameleon??? |
Only approach lizards at your own risk, entertainment purposes not advised.
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a big melting pot for lizards is amarillo, texas. once the sun goes down, sit in your cab, and they'll come to you. sometimes they're wearing only a thong and some sandles, or high heels! :shock:
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That's just tooo funny
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Having a degree in Biology I thought that I knew something about lizards as one of my college classes dealt with them. Imagine my surprise when I saw one in Chicago last winter scurrying all over the truckstop seemingly indifferent to the weather! And here I thought that lizards went into hibernation in the winter. Just shows you that teachers dont know everything or maybe I discovered a new species. I should name them. Lets see....Lotis lizardus...Shortimeus newfriendicus...hmmm
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