Drivin' a truck for a livin' sucks, I don't have no fun no more.
The traffic sucks and the tarpin' sucks and the cops they don't like me.
I spend too much money, I can't see my honey, and the truckstops smell like pee.
And just 7 days at home a month, I could use a little more.
(Everybody sing
Well, it's hard to be a truck drivin' man.
It sucks gettin' up at 2 A.M.
Yeah, the traffic sucks, and the tarpin' sucks,
And the drivin' sucks and the loggin' sucks.
It's so hard to be a truck drivin' man.
I'm gettin' out of this truck, I dont give a f**k, I'd rather work at Mickey D's
I'll be workin' sixteen hours a day, cookin' nuggets in hot greeze.
Bartender, one more round, give me another shot of Jack.
Only one thing left to say......Would you like fries with that?
(Everybody sing
Well, it's hard to be a truck drivin' man.
It sucks gettin' up at 1 A.M.
Yeah, the traffic sucks, and the tarpin' sucks,
And the drivin' sucks and the loggin' sucks.
It's so hard to be a truck drivin' man.