My dog's tongue NEVER is completely in its mouth. When it yawns its tongue could be comparable to Gene Simmons (Kiss). Mostly, due to the fact its face looks like it was smashed in a brick wall.

The dog still gets chicks though. It also whooped a 90lb pit/dolmation mix that antagonized it. The other day it pounced on my sisters beagle who has a body mass of 3x. It only does this after being provoked. Don't mess with anything you find in a parking lot on the mean streets of Phoenix!

Who likes my 1ft Christmas tree?

I'm sure it's not.

Interesting comparison. We're learning more about you.

hmmmmmm, I can't post this thought I might get banned.

You need all the help you can get, with that mug. I'm sure the dog will get what you can't reach.

Anybody I ever met with a small dog has a story like that. Small dog complex, I guess.

I like it, does the dog pee on it? :lol:

Hey, I'm a 9.1 on Hot Or Not :lol:

I don't care if you think I'm pretty or not, my mama says I'm a handsome man lol :lol: :lol:

Ah $h*t, my mama says I'm handsome too. :shock: Must be a code or something. :lol:

I'm just playing around Bandit, that's a cool little dog. I like all dogs. 8)

I like my dog because she's travel size :) I found her running in traffic with no tags a while back, then she set my trailer on fire (thread started way back in summer).

I'm more of a big dog kinda guy, but shes got personality for a rescued pug. And my gf bought the stupid santa hat :wink: I did buy the coat though for when we're up in Michigan.

I wish my dog was here to pee on the tree :cry: I left her behind this trip because I'm leaving the truck in Portland, OR this Friday and flying home for Christmas, then flying back to reload Jan 4th. Man I hate flying. Maybe if they let dogs on board it would be better :)

I'll get some more pics up for you guys to criticize in the next few days :lol:

At least one of you is.



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We rescued a little Maltese a few years ago. It was a male, and we had a male Great Dane (the one in the pic above) and a male Black Lab. The Lab and the Dane didn't get along, we had to keep them separated. When we let that little Maltese loose in the house he ruled those two big dogs. It was hilarious watching that little dog put the Dane in his place. A sight for sure. It's all in the attitude.

From what I hear you can't seal a deal Rev. I wound up in some girl's bed when I was in Waco. :lol:

And I do get chicks. You publicly admitted you were going to have sex with my girlfriend on my MySpace page :roll:

Rosty, it goes to show "its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog" 8)

While this is my first "rescued" dog, it seems to be the most loyal. :wink:

Your dog doesn't count. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: