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No more trucking for me either! I travel posh now, I does, sir https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BzjPukTLoY |
:D Love that video Wot, it reminded me of Major Modern General,
from Pirates of Penzance >>----> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1dy44jV8EM May you always travel on the Posh side of the ship -- after all you are the most Posh member CAD has ever known! By our standards you are even Royalty. You live near the Castle Grounds, and are heir 1024th in line to the Throne! :) May I once again affirm my loyalty to you Sire! :D I shall bash my head against the floor, until you tell me to stop! (Hog falls to his hands and knees and really puts some Mustard behind it) BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM-BAM -- BAM -- BAM -- BAM -- BAM----BAM-----BAM---------BAM----------BAM |
.......20 minutes later........... thud.....................thud..................... ..thud.........................thud............... .........thud
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Here is the newer more Modern Major General. :eek1: Yes Sir, I mean Ma'am, I mean .... FFS! :roll3:
Why all the medals? Looks like attendance medals. The " I fought the Latrine's at Ohio Post 33" ...it was the dead of winter. https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/202...nch-manicures/ |
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Me thinks all the extra money people are making, may somehow all be worthless, sooner than people may expect. Your 15k nest egg from last year, is now worth 10k. I look around where I am at, and everyone is in such a scurry to fix up their homes and gather their nuts for the Long Winter. Winters Commin' ... and the nights are dark and full of terrors. |
Modern Major-General, love it!
Yeah, we live quite close to the Castle, and about a mile from the Palace too. Can't be too many cities in world where there is a castle and a palace, surely? I'd rather live out in the country, where the air if fresh and clean, and birds sing like they mean it, and the animals would all join in, singing as I chop down trees...."Oh, I'm a lumberjack and I'm ok, I sleep all night and I work all day" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pfRdur8GLBM |
..... (meanwhile, back at post #24)
amazing how much a person will drool, after bashing their head against the floor, for over an hour. Hog lays in a puddle of slobber, repeating over and over.... "he's sooooo British...... he's sooooo British....he's soooo British..." a couple large CAD moderators come into the Moose Lodge, and grab Hog by his shoulders and drag him off by his heels.... you can hear insane laughter as he's dragged down the K Hall and then a brief scuffle at the elevator doors.... Hog knows where the elevator goes to.... more insane laughter and finally ..... some peace. (to be continued after 3 weeks of therapy) |
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May I say sir..., no matter Wot, to me, you are always living abroad. :D |
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A campaign began to have Hog elected Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. From humble origins in the tiny Devonshire parish of Migglemugglethorpe, the campaign team sent out millions – well, a few dozen or more – leaflets promoting Hog’s new radical ideas to save the British economy. 1. Online retail will be abolished, to promote the “big shop” on Friday afternoons. 2. People going out on Friday for the “big shop” must wear silk headscarves, to identify them, so that other road users might always give them right of way. 3. Wearing a silk headscarf when RETURNING from the “big shop” will be deemed Un-British and punishable by life banishment from the realm. 4. The “big shop” must not take place at large hypermarkets or supermarkets, but at the nearest local village store or farmer’s market. That is to say, the “big shop” must take place in little shops. 5. In order to encourage the Friday “big shop” throughout the kingdom all other Friday afternoon activities will be deemed an Act of Treason, with the obvious exception of playing cricket. Remember chaps! Your country needs you! Now, go and do the big shop (in a small shop) to-day! |
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