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Old 10-29-2021, 01:15 PM
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And of course, after just a few months in the asylum, Hog managed to convince all the docs that THEY were crazy, whilst he and the other crazies were calm, reasoned, rational people.
A campaign began to have Hog elected Prime Minister of the United Kingdom. From humble origins in the tiny Devonshire parish of Migglemugglethorpe, the campaign team sent out millions – well, a few dozen or more – leaflets promoting Hog’s new radical ideas to save the British economy.
1. Online retail will be abolished, to promote the “big shop” on Friday afternoons.
2. People going out on Friday for the “big shop” must wear silk headscarves, to identify them, so that other road users might always give them right of way.
3. Wearing a silk headscarf when RETURNING from the “big shop” will be deemed Un-British and punishable by life banishment from the realm.
4. The “big shop” must not take place at large hypermarkets or supermarkets, but at the nearest local village store or farmer’s market. That is to say, the “big shop” must take place in little shops.
5. In order to encourage the Friday “big shop” throughout the kingdom all other Friday afternoon activities will be deemed an Act of Treason, with the obvious exception of playing cricket.


Remember chaps! Your country needs you! Now, go and do the big shop (in a small shop) to-day!
Arrrrrh! Harrrrh-Harrrrrh-Harrrh.... Yarrrrh! me bucko, we be Pirates, sez aye, sez you, sez aye.
Arrrh..... Yo Ho, Yo Ho, and a Pirates life for me.
silk headscarfs can be worn anyway you like, of course....

May I say my good fellow.... back at the Moose Lodge Asylum, where Scoe is Head Administrator... once I had the doctors answer me question, " why are Pirates called Pirates? "
and they would reply back, " .....because they ARRRRRRRRRRRH! " .... the rest was easy.

The scalawags of Devonshire parish of Migglemugglethorpe, whom I met at a local Karaoke Bar, joined in with song and drink, and the rest is History.

We pillage, we plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!


Yo Ho, Yo Ho! A pirate's life for me.

We extort, we pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!
Maraud and embezzle and even hijack.


Drink up me 'earties, Yo Ho!...
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Old 11-02-2021, 12:32 AM
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Boy howdy about the pay increases!! So, here I am looking to retire or at least go part time and I had it all lined up and then Pilot/Flying J called me with an offer to haul DEF for them. First thing I asked was how much per hour and the second thing was can I work part time? Hiring manager says, they were paying $26 ph but just bumped it to $32 ph. Averaging about 60 hrs per week. OK, I told him I'm listening!! What about just working part time. We agreed if I give him 6 months of full time then I can do part time. Beginning of March is my goal to go part time. Until then...come on big money!!
That DEFinitely sounds good
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Old 11-02-2021, 12:51 AM
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That DEFinitely sounds good

I see what you did there!!
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Old 11-02-2021, 10:21 PM
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That DEFinitely sounds good
Yeah, but how would a DEF driver know? 8^|
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Old 11-13-2021, 01:22 AM
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This kid might be one of mine. There is something about him.
If Roadhog had a son >>> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XI3U8eupNQ&t=105s
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Old 11-21-2021, 05:32 PM
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Hog, your stock of crazy videos never ceases to amaze me. Where and how the hell do you find them all? What kind of search terms you using? ha ha
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Hog, your stock of crazy videos never ceases to amaze me. Where and how the hell do you find them all? What kind of search terms you using? ha ha
I can attribute it all to nothing, and I guess, I've always been looking for nothing, because nothing amazes me.
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