I'm growing a beard
 

It's like wool against my face. I'm losing my mind. I might be in a rubber room by morning.

But I might keep it this time. Why? I'm noticing that I have a new and strange power over young women. Sure they roll their eyes and look disinterested but I can read their minds. "Hey gramps, wanna get your kink on?" I know that's what they're all thinking. :D

It'll help keep your face from stinging when the lil cuties slap ya! Thats what I think.

Let me reassure you that is NOT what we think. More like......too lazy to shave gramps?

OK you got me!

As long as its clean and not grey (unless of course you look like George Clooney) and you're not bald on top. Gerard Bulter wears scruff quite nicely.

Well I'm in my late 50s so you can guess what a train wreck is going on here. :) Not grey. hahahaha George Clooney. hahahahaha Not bald. hahahahaha Gerald Bulter. Who? :)

Kenny Rogers sports a "seductive" grey beard. I look JUST like him! NOT! :D

I grew my first FULL beard the day I got out of the Air Force (at 23.) I've shaved it twice since then (once by accident.) Never again! Grey or not I'm keeping it! it makes me look "extinguished!"

Come on, Sabine... give me a chance!

I started a beard a couple of times, but shaved it off. I didn't like the way that it scratched. I did sport a mustache for a while. It was strange. When I entered a room people would clear out of the way. I looked at some photo's of me back then. I looked like a mob hit man. :cool: After a while I decided to cut the mustache and have been clean shaven ever since.

Gerard
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Oh Gerard....

"extinguished" ???? as in dead? I think you may not have meant that. No slack from me. Webster says extinguished means

Cause (a fire or light) to cease to burn or shine.
Put an end to; annihilate.

Are you sure you didn't mean distinguished? And the jury is still out on that one.....we need pics to see if you are dead or just distinguished