A boy named Newter
 

So how about the latest down to earth idea from the Newt?

Colonize the moon? :p

F*ck the national debt! We gotta beat them commie red Chinamen to the MOON! Cuz.... you know.... the ADDED cost of shipping from Moon factories to the U.S. will "stabilize" our Trade Deficit with them.

I'm trying to figure out how McDonalds will handle this. Drive thru might be hard to implement.

Well, we need something besides the Russian's equipment to get us into space. Look at the Russian's latest attempt, never left Earth's gravitational pull. If I'm an astronaut I'm thinking I might want to come down sick the next time we hitch a ride with them to the ISS. I think it would be neat to drive a truck on the moon one day.......wonder if a CDL is valid there.

I hear sliding the tandems is easy. :p

http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...and10/lost.jpg

The moon's gravity is what? 1/4 that of the Earth? We can all run @ 240,000lbs up there!!! Sign me up

I don't know, looks pretty bumpy up there!