You know you're getting older if...
 

The only part of your body that doesn't get stiff after a long day is the one part you DO want to get stiff.

That is when Viagra comes in HANDY.

That stuff should be sold in the truckstops in 2 packs, alongside the Tylenol.

Don't the lizards have some?

Maybe, I'm not THAT old! I need some "anti-viagra" stuff.

I don't understand why a solo driver who pulls into a truckstop at night full of other 'guys' needs a stiff one.

I still wake up every morning with a "tripod" that helps me get out of the bunk and "stabilize" myself in a moving truck!

If this keeps up... I'm gonna have to find a woman to "help" me in my old age!

I'm not alone, though. My wife rides with me in the truck.

As for you getting a stiff one while in the truck with another guy - well, that's REALLY not what I wanna hear you talk about.

I FIGURED you had your wife along or you wouldn't be so concerned. Does she drive? Or just nag?

I'm behind the curtain! What I do (or dream about) is MY bizness! [But, I assure you it has nothing to do with HIM!]

I'm just sayin' that at 55, my lil' buddy still works just fine.

I would hate to THINK what would happen if I had a female co-driver! Had a chance at one once.... but, she wanted ME to "catch." :hellno:

Not gonna happen. :lol:

She doesn't even like to drive our car when she's at home, let alone a truck through Atlanta traffic.

My true love is at arms length too. http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...on_redface.gif

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