Searching for a thread I can't find.
A few years ago, I believe Yoopr posted a thing about folks in Minnesota, and how the temp drops and finally, they put on their sweaters. Anybody know how to find it? I have not had any success.
|
That post might be old enough to have been purged from the archives.
Are you talking about the "How cold is it" joke? :D Anyway...they put on sweaters @ -40F How Cold Is It? With cold snaps hitting the country and winter upon us comes the following thermometer readings. An annotated thermometer (degrees Fahrenheit) _________________________________________ +50 New York tenants turn on the heat Minnesotans plant gardens +40 Californians shiver uncontrollably Minnesotans sunbathe +35 Italian cars don't start +32 Distilled water freezes +30 You can see your breath You plan a vacation in Florida Politicians begin to worry about the homeless Minnesotans eat ice cream +25 Boston water freezes Californians weep pitiably Cat insists on sleeping on your bed with you +20 Cleveland water freezes San Franciscans start thinking favorably of LA Minnesota Vikings fans put on T-shirts----YEAH!!! +15 You plan a vacation in CANCUN!!!!! Minnesotans go swimming +10 Politicians begin to talk about the homeless Too cold to snow You need jumper cables to get the car going 0 New York landlords turn on the heat -5 You can hear your breath You plan a vacation in Hawaii -10 American cars don't start Too cold to skate -15 You can cut your breath and use it to build an igloo Miamians cease to exist Minnesotans lick flagpoles -20 Cat insists on sleeping in your pajamas with you Politicians actually do something about the homeless People in Duluth think about taking down screens -25 Too cold to kiss You need jumper cables to get the driver going Japanese cars don't start Minnesota Twins head for spring training -30 You plan a two-week hot bath Minnesotans shovel snow off roof -38 Mercury freezes Too cold to think Minnesotans button top button -40 Californians disappear Car insists on sleeping in your bed with you Minnesotans put on sweaters -50 Congressional hot air freezes Alaskans close the bathroom window Two Harbors Minnesota Agates practice indoors -60 Walruses abandon Aleutians Minnesotans put gloves away, take out mittens Boy Scouts in Two Harbors Minnesota start Klondike Derby -70 Minneapolis residents replace diving boards with hockey nets Ridgeway snowmobilers organize trans-river race to Buffalo,WI Lackore Boys start to complain while working on snowmobiles -80 Polar bears abandon Baffin Island Girl Scouts in Two Harbors Minnesota start Klondike Derby -90 Lawyers chase ambulances for no more than 10 miles Wisconsinites migrate to Minnesota thinking it MUST be warmer -100 Santa Claus abandons North Pole Minnesotans pull down earflaps -173 Ethyl alcohol freezes The University of Minnesota (Twin Cities Campus) closes -445 Superconductivity Lackore Boys quit working on snowmobiles. -452 Helium becomes a liquid -454 Hell freezes over -456 Illinois drivers drop below 85 MPH on I-90 -458 Incumbent politician renounces a campaign contribution -460 (Absolute Zero) All atomic motion ceases The University of Minnesota-Duluth is closed Minnesotans alert us as to how it's getting a mite nippy :block: |
Shoot, I'm looking for my jacket at +45 degrees. :hellno:
|
Roadhog, that is exactly the one I was looking for. I don't know where you found it, and I really don't care. But thanks a whole bunch. I'm printing up hard copies and I hope I won't have to look for it again.
Thanks again. |
Hog's Online Support & Advice ( 5 cents, still cheap )
http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...worthsmall.gif Oh for the love of God! I forgot to charge again! |
Quote:
|
Not that one. You used it to mark your favorite meat curtain shot in a magazine you hid under your mattress.
You forgot about it, when Comodore C64 3-D Tanx came out. It's still under that mattress I suspect. http://i97.photobucket.com/albums/l2...nd10/shrug.gif Here is the 1983 Topps >> 1983 TOPPS #482 * TONY GWYNN *ROOKIE* **HOFER** MINT! - eBay (item 170415077992 end time Dec-09-09 15:27:24 PST) Here is the 1983 Fleer >> 1983 FLEER TONY GWYNN RC QUANITY AVAILABLE ROOKIE - eBay (item 120489192396 end time Jan-03-10 19:50:14 PST) Here is the 1983 Donruss >> 1983 Tony Gwynn Donruss Baseball Card - eBay (item 250542774601 end time Dec-09-09 14:41:04 PST) |
This post sounds like a fortune cookie.:)
|
All times are GMT. The time now is 09:12 AM. |
User Alert System provided by
Advanced User Tagging v3.3.0 (Lite) -
vBulletin Mods & Addons Copyright © 2024 DragonByte Technologies Ltd.