WARNING! It's good news.
 

"Engineers have performed their magic once again. The world is not going to run short of energy as soon as feared."

Energy crisis is postponed as new gas rescues the world - Telegraph

Still plenty of oil left along California and the coastlines of other states, but everyone's too afraid to tap these due to a spill, or some other corny enviro garbage.

I saw the CEO of BP being interviewed about a year or two ago. He stated that the largest reserves of oil in the world was off the Gulf Coast. Unfortunately, the people of Florida don't want oil wells off their coast. Don't worry, China is drilling off our coast and we can shortly buy our oil from them.

Touch'e.