How would you spell "doofus"?
 

I've never seen a post of this nature, so here goes . .

Duffus Arrested For Driving Naked In C. Florida - cbs4.com

I was on I35 headed to Laredo one afternoon and had some freak . . er . . um . . . . pulled . . along side, slamming the ham. Of course, I was in my governed truck and thus unable to run him off the road, once I realized what was going on.

So, come one, come all and share your over exposed stories here . .

I've seen guys doing it and I've seen women slamming the other thing (hey, I'm not going to draw you a picture), but it's a free country, you can slam whatever you like; probably safer than texting and I'm not going to run you off the road for it. I'd be a doofus if I did that.

I'd Google "doofus" if I didn't already know how to spell it. There's lot's of online dictionaries.

One of our other drivers called me last Sunday laughing pretty hard telling me how he was west of Indy on 74 when a car came up along side of him then backed off, came up along the side of the trailer again and again backed off. He said the car finally came up along him and when he looked down there was a guy driving with a young lady in such a position that the gentleman had a hard time seeing around her. He said she was topless and was also quite well endowed. He said that was the first time seeing that.

That's good humor . . but off topic. Please, ban yourself.

I was driving one night and getting sleepy, I was looking forward to a short nap in a rest area coming up in about 2mi. I noticed a car pulling along side with the dome light on and looked in, there was a girl driving totally naked and this was on !90 in NY that's a toll road !! I wonder if she had EZ-Pass

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"Guyz" and their crank, are a fairly common occurrence on I-5!!!

There was this one Asian girl in Seattle, whom drove a BMW 525 convertible, who could usually be spotted on I-5, between the "Convention Center" and "Northgate". She would pull a cold bottle of Gatorade or V-8 out of a cooler on the passenger seat, then start rolling it across her breasts. Made for an unusual start to an evening of work.

Apparently she liked the gas haulers, because I would hear the Chevron, Shell, Texaco, Exxon and even "Jobber" drivers talking about her! Those were the days!! :clap:

Ok Early on a Saturday morning around 2am i was heading north on Florida 19 smack dab in the middle of the Ocala National Forest ( Middle of Bum Fu.k No Where) not a soul for at least 20 miles when all of a sudden a car heading south bound pulls to the side of the road and I noticed this chick gets out and starts waving her arms at me, Thinking it could be a set up, I slowed down but did not stop, I just wanted to observe the situation. This chick gets back in her car hangs a u-turn and passes me flashing her lights constantly, So now i am wondering if it is a set up or if she is leading me to an accident. She drives up to the next pull off and stops, being curious I pulled in slightly with the ability to pull out quickly if needed my headlights where shining in her car and I noticed right away she was putting on lipstick, Hmmm I said to myself this just does not seem right??? AS She/He got out I began to laugh my ass off and just had to see what this dude was doing out in the middle of Deliverance land dressed as a girl. He walked to the cab and I said what are you doing dude??? he told me he was looking for fun at which point I said man you are out in the middle of redneck land (bum fu.k no where) intoxicated and dressed as a chick not a smart idea..
I told him to do as he pleased in life but he should rethink being in the middle of the Ocala National forest in the middle of the night or he might end up dead and as gator bait. The guy just looked at me in complete stupidity and said "but that is what makes it fun" He stayed out there for another hour or so because one of our other drivers came across him as well...
People never cease to amaze me....

Timberwolf

The Flying Dutchman . .
 

This maladjusted young man turns the tables . .

Masturbating Dutchman crashes tractor-trailer, refuses to stop masturbating

Coming south on I-71 in OH, I had a 4-wheeler hang at my door for a couple of miles. No, it was not a guy. It really was a girl. Stark naked. She was tooting her horn, then looking up at me to see if I was taking any notice. (Yes, I was looking, but keeping my face pointed straight down the road.) She was playing with herself, and trying to get my attention. Finally, when I did turn my head, she sped off to the next truck. He almost went off the road and everybody heard about her on the CB.

I guess I've never seen anything in nude.

I've had guys tell me about stuff they've seen, but I never have myself.

i saw a guy driving a big truck with nothing on but a CAD thong. :rofl:

Going across KS, there was another truck and a woman telling us she was going to give all of us a "WAKE-UP CALL". They got into the hammer lane, then moved up and back alongside a row of trucks. The woman in the passenger's seat would show the drivers any part of her they asked for on the CB. My wife was sleeping in the bunk and looks better today than she did then.

Another time, in KS, a 4-wheeler with two women was doing the same thing (without the CB radio), but the station wagon in front of them did have a CB. Neither of the women had a stitch on, and the station wagon would let them get to the frong of the line of trucks, then slow down and have them drop back to the back end again. Finally about the 4th time we all had a good look at them, he pulled out ahead and let them pass him. "Guess it's time to let them know who I am now." When the DISCO LIGHTS came on, we all found out he was a state trooper in a plain car. No idea what happened to them after that.

I was driving south on I-81 in Pennsylvania once and kept hearing about a woman that was naked in a big truck. This went on for a while. From the talk I felt that she was behind me. It was getting dark and as I came out of a scale I looked in my rear view mirror and there she was. She was sitting in the passenger seat with the light on. According to her she went through the scale with light on and without her top. They passed me shortly after and were having a conversation with another driver. The last I heard they were going to stop at the 291 at the old Virginian Truck Stop. I never heard anything after they got off. The single driver and the naked woman and her husband, boyfriend or whomever he was that was driving. From the conversation the single driver was hoping to have a good "conversation" with them. You can see some strange things out here.

I was expecting 'b-u-s-h.' I was also expecting it to be an actual spelling question.
No, I haven't seen anyone naked on the road yet. But there's this one girl who always strips naked every week where I live... Oh, wait, that's my roommate.