McLovin, when did you become Don Juan

Tequila is a great thing driver

yes it is, ron. :D

:D Sombudy be trippin' in dere haid?:D I jus b makin' duh call and da ho's comearunnin'!:clap:

Thanks....I needed a good chuckle.....:clap::clap::clap:

Speaking of tequila...do you eat the worm?

Lot lizards....no way..... the last few that knocked on my door.....damn....yecccchhhh, they were downright "fugly"....toothless crack *****s or something of that nature. I wouldn't hit them with "your" tire thumper!!

They were so disgusting to look at through a closed window....that they were enough to make one think about becoming a "cloistered monk"!!!~!!! :hellno:

Does Rick know that you are cheating on him?

Not that I'd purchase them, but...
 

Why are there no male lot lizards? Again, I'm not one to purchase goods or services from street vendors...
I'm just wondering.

I've got a dog in my truck that does not like ANYBODY else there. Even my wife has to be approved to get into the truck. Around the house, she's fine, but in the truck is another story. I've had a couple of women open my door, only to face bared teeth. One even forgot to close the door again when she left.